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Science Quotes by Woody Allen
- I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way around Chinatown.
- How does gravity work? And if it were to cease suddenly, would certain restaurants still require a jacket?
- It is impossible to travel faster than light, and certainly not desirable, as one’s hat keeps blowing off.
- I was in analysis. I was suicidal. As a matter of fact, I would have killed myself, but I was in analysis with a strict…
- Astronomers say the universe is finite, which is a comforting thought for those people who can't remember where they leave things.
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