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• Christianity is the best way to cure gayness—just get on your knees, take a swig of wine, and accept the body of…
• Look, PETA! If God hadn't wanted us to eat animals, he wouldn't have made them so darn tasty!
• Make no mistake - they're coming for our guns. And we freedom-loving gun lovers are totally defenseless! Other than, you know, the…
• Nothing reassures parents more than surrounding their kids with the kind of guys who have a lot of weapons and nothing to…
• First, [in high school], I smoked a lot of pot...and that's how I got to know the people 'half in' the society…
• I must confess that I've never trusted the Web. I've always seen it as a coward's tool. Where does it live? How…
• Young girls are obsessed with having a thigh gap. I blame the impossible body standards set by Spongebob.
• I love the earth. If you ask me it's the greatest planet in the world.

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