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School Quotes by Nikhil Saluja
- Put vodka in your water bottle and now you're the smartest parent at the school play!
- You've got higher grades than mine, not because you're smarter than me, but because I'm lazier than you.
- The only thing I've learnt in school is that I hate a lot of people.
- School: An institute where the child goes to play while the parent goes to pay.
- You know what would be fun? To have a set of twins, name them Dumbo and Goofy and then just sit back and see how…
- Told my mom, I can become the next Hitler if I drop out of school. She laughed hysterically for 2 hours. I'm glad she believes…
- What is the biggest benefit of having a Girlfriend or Boyfriend in the same school where you study? - '100 PERCENT ATTENDANCE'
- The Harvard School of Medicine did a study of why Jewish women like Chinese food so much. The study revealed that the reason for this…
- There is a big controversy on the Jewish view of when life begins. In Jewish tradition, the fetus is not considered viable until it graduates…
- I'm totally gonna be that cool dad that picks up his kid from school in underwear and on a scooter.
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