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When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a single bit…
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Thanksgiving dinners take eighteen hours to prepare. They are consumed in twelve minutes. Half-times take twelve minutes. This is not coincidence.
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A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat.
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When your mother asks, 'Do you want a piece of advice?' it is a mere formality. It doesn't matter if you answer…
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There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt.
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It is not until you become a mother that your judgment slowly turns to compassion and understanding.
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My theory on housework is, if the item doesn't multiply, smell, catch fire, or block the refrigerator door, let it be. No…
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I haven't trusted polls since I read that 62% of women had affairs during their lunch hour. I've never met a woman…
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Guilt: the gift that keeps on giving.
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There's nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas morning and not be a child.
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Do you know what you call those who use towels and never wash them, eat meals and never do the dishes, sit…
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Don't confuse fame with success. Madonna is one; Helen Keller is the other.
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I want to convey that there is hope? that we're a world that is in turmoil but there is hope. I'm always…
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I'm going to stop punishing my children by saying, “Never mind! I'll do it myself.
— Erma Bombeck
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I have a saying. 'Never judge a book by its cover'. I say that because I don't even know who Ozzy is.…
— Ozzy Osbourne
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Christianity is a life, not a doctrine . . . I'm not saying never doubt or question. The Lord gave you a…
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What's that old cowboy saying? Never was a horse that couldn't be rode, never was a man who couldn't be throwed.
— John Dunning
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I never meant it," he was saying. "Never meant it to happen. Can't stand it, seeing her suffer. Must do something, do…
— Rachel Caine
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And it was the idea that you can do a play - like a Shakespeare play, or any well-written play, Arthur Miller,…
— James Earl Jones
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I have a saying. 'Never judge a book by its cover'. I say that because I don't even know who Ozzy is.…
— Ozzy Osbourne
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You must always follow your heart, not your mind. Because there are saying, . . . . . never mind. . .…
— Laine
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Have you ever heard the saying Never regret something that made you smile well, thats a lie. If I would have known…
— Curly Girl
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