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Said Quotes by Erma Bombeck
- I was terrible at straight items. When I wrote obituaries, my mother said the only thing I ever got them to do was die in…
- The age of your children is a key factor in how quickly you are served in a restaurant. We once had a waiter in Canada…
- The more I think about it, the more there is to be said for the sloth. He sleeps fifteen to eighteen hours a day and…
- When they told me I needed a mastectomy, I thought of the thousands of luncheons and dinners I had attended where they slapped a name…
- I read one psychologist's theory that said, "Never strike a child in your anger." When could I strike him? When he is kissing me on…
- Just think of all those women on the Titanic who said, 'No thank you' to desert that night. And for what?!
- I love my mother for all the times she said absolutely nothing.... Thinking back on it all, it must have been the most difficult part…
- Just think of all those women on the Titanic who said, No, thank you, to dessert that night. And for what!
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