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• If I can go to the U.S. Army and fight the war at 18 why can't you play basketball for 48 minutes? — Jermaine O'Neal
• War: First day in the U.S. Army, the government placed a Bible in my left hand, a bayonet in the other. — Edward Abbey
• Smallpox in a blanket, which the U.S. Army gave to the Cherokee Indians on their long march to the West, was nothing… — Michael Savage
• You want to know who's now running the U.S. Army, the U.S. Navy and the Marines and calling the shots where it… — Bryan Fischer
• I have broken all ties that bind me to the (U.S.) Army, not suddenly, impulsively, but conscientiously and after due deliberation. I… — Unknown Author
• Each year, the The U.S. Army & its contractors SHOOT, STAB, MUTILATE, & KILL more than TEN THOUSAND live animals in cruel… — Oliver Stone
• We grow up hearing so often that a straight line is the shortest distance between two points that we end up thinking… — Thomas W. Horton
• I am the best damn ass-kicker in the whole U.S. Army! — George S. Patton
• I returned to New Orleans and my problems with pari-mutuel windows and a dark-haired, milk-skinned wife from Martinique who went home with… — James Lee
• History demonstrates that previous military drawdowns invited aggression by our enemies. After World War I, America drew down forces until the U.S.… — Frank Gaffney
• The U.S. army confirmed that it gave a lucrative fire fighting contract in Iraq to the firm once run by the Vice… — Conan O'Brien
• Because of my own family's service (in the U.S. Army, Navy, and Massachusetts and New York National Guard), I am a strong… — Camille Paglia

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