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Room Quotes by Nikhil Saluja
- I entered the twitter room, locked myself in and swallowed the key.
- Me after just cleaning my room: Wow I am never letting my room get messy again! The next day: Has anyone seen my bed?!
- A moment of silence for all the teenagers whose parents wont let them eat in their room.
- I don't care what women say, size matters in bed. The bigger the bed the more room you have to move around.
- Some hoes only meet the parents because they gotta walk pass the living room.
- If mom was here she would be subtweeting all over the place stuff like : who's gonna buy groceries : who's gonna clean room :…
- Before fellating anonymous man in back room of bar, be sure to ask, You don't have AIDS, do you?
- Hillary Clinton says she's the most qualified because she was married to a president for eight years. Now let me ask you, if a brain…
- A Woman Never Say: I don't blame you for ignoring me. I know I'm sore and my parents are in the other room, but I…
- On wall in ladies room: 'My husband follows me everywhere' Written just below it: 'I do not'
- My wife brings up the subject of my affair all the time - especially during sex. To be honest, I wish she'd just stay out…
- My fart just whispered, ...room for dessert!
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