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Erma Bombeck has 262 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a single bit…
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Thanksgiving dinners take eighteen hours to prepare. They are consumed in twelve minutes. Half-times take twelve minutes. This is not coincidence.
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A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat.
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When your mother asks, 'Do you want a piece of advice?' it is a mere formality. It doesn't matter if you answer…
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There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt.
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It is not until you become a mother that your judgment slowly turns to compassion and understanding.
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My theory on housework is, if the item doesn't multiply, smell, catch fire, or block the refrigerator door, let it be. No…
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I haven't trusted polls since I read that 62% of women had affairs during their lunch hour. I've never met a woman…
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Guilt: the gift that keeps on giving.
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There's nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas morning and not be a child.
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Do you know what you call those who use towels and never wash them, eat meals and never do the dishes, sit…
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Don't confuse fame with success. Madonna is one; Helen Keller is the other.
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Not everyone is comfortable with the kissing ritual. My husband is one of them. Her refuses to press lips with anyone except…
— Erma Bombeck
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It's a mystery of parenthood that your son can give mouth-to-mouth resuscitation to a stray, worm-riddled dog, share a piece of re-chewed…
— Kathy Lette
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I think, sometimes, that I'm going nuts, and that perhaps there is something good about blocking clean water for those who have…
— Paul Farmer
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Every government is perpetually degenerating towards corruption, from which it must be rescued at certain periods by the resuscitation of its first…
— Samuel Johnson
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When I found myself in the U.S., and the war was at full swing in Bosnia, I read for survival - it…
— Aleksandar Hemon
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I hate rats. I had a pet rat to try and overcome it. I even gave him mouth-to mouth resuscitation when he…
— Sam Taylor-Wood
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What a marvelous cooperative arrangement - plants and animals each inhaling each other's exhalations, a kind of planet-wide mutual mouth-to-stoma resuscitation, the…
— Carl Sagan
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You don't drink to drown your sorrows, you drink to give them mouth-to-mouth resuscitation.
— John Alejandro King
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