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Folks, I don't trust children. They're here to replace us.

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Look, PETA! If God hadn't wanted us to eat animals, he wouldn't have made them so darn tasty!
Nothing reassures parents more than surrounding their kids with the kind of guys who have a lot of weapons and nothing to…
I must confess that I've never trusted the Web. I've always seen it as a coward's tool. Where does it live? How…
There hasn't been a scandal this big at the C.I.A. since (CLASSIFIED) committed (CENSORED) to (REDACTED).
I've always been a big fan of beauty. Sure, you can't judge a book by its cover but who wants to have…
I believe Sarah Palin is a true statesman, whose experience as a failed vice presidential candidate, half-term governor and eight-episode reality star…
It used to be, everyone was entitled to their own opinion, but not their own facts. But that's not the case anymore.…
I'm a huge news junkie. I love what the news does.

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Folks, I don't trust children. They're here to replace us. — Stephen Colbert
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We need to understand that we as citizens and as a government in any community throughout this country have no more important… — Colin Powell
Make no mistake about why these babies are here - they are here to replace us. — Jerry Seinfeld

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