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Religion Quotes by Woody Allen
- I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through not dying.
- To you I'm an atheist; to God, I'm the Loyal Opposition.
- I don't believe in the after life, although I am bringing a change of underwear.
- Sex and death are two things that come but once in my lifetime, but at least after death you're not nauseous.
- If I could only see one miracle, just one miracle. Like a burning bush, or the seas part, or my uncle Sasha pick up a…
- I did not marry the first girl that I fell in love with, because there was a tremendous religious conflict, at the time. She was…
- Photons have mass? I didn’t even know they were Catholic.
- Standing in a garage no more makes you a car than standing in a church makes you a Christian.
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- Creationists make it sound as though a 'theory' is something you dreamt up after being drunk all night. — Isaac Asimov
- To surrender to ignorance and call it God has always been premature, and it remains premature today. — Isaac Asimov
- Preach the Gospel at all times and when necessary use words. — Francis of Assisi