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Real Life Quotes by Nikhil Saluja
- You're not in a real relationship until your girl gets mad at you in real life for something you did in her dream.
- My twitter timeline is way more impressive than my real life.
- The first tweet ever was probably about destroying real life.
- A girl calling another girl a slut is like a retweet but in real life, because you just gave her a shitload of male followers.
- Shockingly, I'm not this big of an asshole in real life.
- I wish my real life friends were more like my followers. Especially the part where they mention me and I ignore them.
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