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• Instrument flying is an unnatural act probably punishable by God. — Gordon Baxter
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• Reread that pesky first clause of the Second Amendment. It doesn't say what any of us thought it said. What it says… — L. Neil Smith
• Childbearing should be a punishable crime against society, unless the parents hold a government license. All potential parents should be required to… — David R. Brower
• Humility was considered a great virtue in my family household. No show of complacency or self-satisfaction was ever tolerated. Patting yourself on… — Hugh Laurie
• There's a group in California that wants to make suicide a capital offense punishable by death. That's like punishing someone for being… — Bill Engvall
• Stupidity isn't punishable by death. If it was, there would be a hell of a population drop. — Laurell K. Hamilton
• The Auschwitz praxis was based on a new principle: for one portion of mankind, existence itself is a crime, punishable by humiliation,… — Emil Fackenheim
• Failure to spend the [presentation] time wisely and well, failure to educate, entertain, elucidate, enlighten, and most important of all, failure to… — Jay H. Lehr
• Apostasy from Islam is a crime and is punishable by death. — Ali Gomaa
• It was terribly dangerous to let your thoughts wander when you were in any public place or within range of a telescreen.… — George Orwell
• In the olden days in England, you could be hung for stealing a sheep or a loaf of bread. However, if a… — Mike Harding

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