Punch Quotes

490 Punch quotes by 390 unique authors

In Japan, they have TV sets in cars right now, where you can punch up traffic routes, weather, everything! You can get Internet access already… — Glenn Danzig
Getting hit motivates me. It makes me punish the guy more. A fighter takes a punch, hits back with three punches. — Roberto Duran
We say no to lots of things that would please us. I would like to punch people every now and then, but I don't. I… — Jonathan Safran Foer
Growing up in the days when you still had to punch buttons to make a telephone call, I could recall the numbers of all my… — Joshua Foer
Once I'd reached the point where I could squirrel away more than 30 digits a minute in memory palaces, I still only sporadically used the… — Joshua Foer
Ninety-nine percent is in the delivery. If you have the right voice and the right delivery, you're cocky enough, and you pound down on the… — Buddy Hackett
My dad calls me 'Mac' a lot, from 'Mike Tyson's Punch Out' - Little Mac is the main character. I was obsessed. I can still… — Mayer Hawthorne
If anybody dared say wrestling was fake, you'd punch 'em. And you never used the word show. If you used the word show it was… — Hulk Hogan
I'm happy to report that everybody whose face I've wanted to punch on Earth has already been punched. — Greg Kinnear
Spare a thought for the poor introverts among us. In a world of party animals and glad-handers, they're the ones who stand by the punch… — Jeffrey Kluger
You punch me, I punch back. I do not believe it's good for one's self-respect to be a punching bag. — Ed Koch
There are times you can't really see or even feel how sweet life can be. Hopefully its mountains will be higher than its valleys are… — Queen Latifah
If you had a face like mine, you'd punch me right on the nose, and I'm just the fella to do it. — Stan Laurel
Take things as they are. Punch when you have to punch. Kick when you have to kick. — Bruce Lee
I always told everybody the perfect joke would be where the setup and punch line were identical. — Norm MacDonald
I want Britain to punch its weight in the European Community. — John Major
I like all kinds of music. I listen to Abigail Washburn, the Punch Brothers, and Marc Johnson, the great clawhammer player. I also listen a… — Steve Martin
My greatest fear is that the audience will beat me to the punch line. — David Mamet
I realized that comedians of the day were operating on jokes and punch lines. The moment you say the punch line, the audience either laughs… — Steve Martin
The funny thing is, I've never really hurt myself in an action movie. I've done 'Wanted,' 'X-Men,' 'Welcome To The Punch,' even 'Trance' to a… — James McAvoy
In the battle of existence, Talent is the punch; Tact is the clever footwork. — Wilson Mizner
Why don't you bring your face up here and let me punch it? Then you can tell me (if I'm stronger). — Shaquille O'Neal
Whenever I go on a show with a comedian I just counter punch. — Bill O'Reilly
Now we live in this DVD, iTunes, Hulu age, and show creators and networks are realizing that and letting shows develop on those terms rather… — Patton Oswalt
I went through a period where I just wanted to punch everybody. Since then, I've had a lot of therapy and I've figured a lot… — Guy Pearce

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