Punch Quotes

490 Punch quotes by 390 unique authors

I never direct myself, because I don't like working with me. I would punch me in the mouth if I had to take my direction. — Ron Perlman
Cigarettes are an instant signifier in culture. It punctuates a joke, or puts that extra zing on a punch line. I like them as a… — Martha Plimpton
I don't really know what is shocking. When you tell the story of a man who is beheaded, you have to show how they cut… — Roman Polanski
I must have read every issue of 'Punch' published in the 20th century, and I think in the process I picked up the true voice… — Terry Pratchett
Any time you think you have the game conquered, the game will turn around and punch you right in the nose. — Mike Schmidt
As supportive as my hometown is, in my high school, there are people who would probably walk up to me and punch me in the… — Taylor Swift
I try to catch them right on the tip of his nose, because I try to punch the bone into the brain. — Mike Tyson
There's always a wine bully. The one person who did read the 'Wine Spectator,' who tells you what to drink and why the '97 is… — Gary Vaynerchuk
Bad acting comes in many bags, various odors. It can be performed by cardboard refugees from an Ed Wood movie, reciting their dialogue off an… — James Wolcott
My mother would organize huge parties for my elementary school classmates. To prepare, she would go back to the bakery in her old neighborhood of… — Christine Quinn
We all spend so much time not saying what we want, because we know we can't have it. And because it sounds ungracious, or ungrateful,… — Nick Hornby
There’s no use saying anything in the schoolyard because there’s always someone with an answer and there’s nothing you can do but punch them in… — Frank McCourt
The truth will set you free. Either that or it'll get you a punch in the nose. — Nick Hornby
In the end, perhaps we should simply imagine a joke; a long joke that's continually retold in an accent too thick and strange to ever… — Tom Robbins
By using money as the scapegoat and work as our all-consuming routine, we are able to conveniently disallow ourselves to do otherwise: 'John, I'd love… — Tim Ferriss
By gum,' said Digory, 'Don't I just wish I was big enough to punch your head! — C.S. Lewis
There are a dozen different ways of delivering destruction in impersonal wholesale, via ships and missiles of one sort or another, catastrophes so widespread, so… — Robert A. Heinlein
Are you angry? Punch a pillow. Was it satisfying? Not hardly. These days people are too angry for punching. What you might try is stabbing.… — Miranda July
She glared at me like she was about to punch me, but then she did something that surprised me even more. She kissed me. "Be… — Rick Riordan
Wishing, like sipping a glass of punch, or pulling aside a bearskin rug in order to access a hidden trapdoor in the floor, is merely… — Daniel Handler
If you tell me I'm sensible in addition to normal and wise, I'm going to punch you in the stomach. — Nora Roberts
Oh yes, you can kick me And you can punch me And you can break my face But you won't change the way i feel… — Steven Morrissey
What I said yesterday didn't mean anything! I love everyone in the flock! Plus, it was the Valium talking!" "Uh-huh. You just keep telling yourself… — James Patterson
A friend had commented once that Neal had a gift for making someone want to punch him just for saying hello. — Tamora Pierce
But you'll be killed!" "I'll be fine. Besides, we've got no choice." Annabeth glared at me like she was going to punch me. And then… — Rick Riordan

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