Punch Quotes

490 Punch quotes by 390 unique authors

You are such a chick." I widened my eyes in mock surprise. "No way. Are you sure?" Sighing again, he rubbed at the tattoos on… — Gena Showalter
Never throw the first punch. If you have to throw the second, try to make sure they don't get up for a third. — Brandon Sanderson
If someone breaks your heart, just punch them in the face. Seriously. Punch them in the face and go get some ice cream. — Frank Ocean
I forget the derivation of Boxing Day, but the feeling of wanting to invite your loved ones outside one at a time and punch them… — Allison Pearson
You can punch a wall or write a song. Just as painful either way, but you have something to show for it at the end… — Trent Reznor
When I was younger, my sister thought it was funny to pretend to punch me in the face because my mom was concerned about my… — Amy Adams
I love hard punch lines, and I like anything that has a strong point of view. — Natasha Leggero
The last time I threw a punch was in primary school, and that was probably a slap. — Martin Compston
I got into stand-up because I love stand-up. Specifically in stand-up, I love jokes. I love short, structured ideas and a punch line. — Demetri Martin
Facts tend to take the punch out of a good hate rant and are therefore left best unsaid. — John Ridley
Average leaders inspire people to punch a time clock. Great leaders inspire industry and passion. — Joseph B. Wirthlin
If a kid is being bullied at school, my advice to them is to punch the bully in the face. The government can create as… — Joe Wurzelbacher
A Portuguese is not going to punch you for no reason. — Daniela Ruah
I was distressed by the poor quality of the debate surrounding energy. I was also noticing so much green wash from politicians and big business.… — David J. C. MacKay
I can still run in a straight line, and I can still throw a punch. — Pierce Brosnan
Halfway through primary school, I realised that I was not as physically strong or fearless as many kids. So, in situations of conflict, I quickly… — Morris Gleitzman
However much a president wishes it, a national problem cannot be knocked out with a single punch. A president must work with the problem as… — Gloria Macapagal-Arroyo
I always say my music is like dark blue or black, like a punch to your gut that feels really good. — Banks
Son, never throw a punch at a redwood. — Tom Selleck
I have just come from a couple of raids, where we had a very lively time, and some of them had to pull their guns.… — Richard H. Davis
I punch left-handed. — Mike Weir
We can also cut by heat - heat punch. And we also can cut by cold - extreme cold. When you cut with heat, it… — Issey Miyake
Losing my mum. That was a punch-me moment. — Stella McCartney
Fathers should start teaching the boys how to punch. — Scott Thompson
When I throw a punch, I mean it. — Gina Carano

Who Wrote These Punch Quotes

390 authors contributed a total of 490 Punch Quotes, led by these top contributors: