Punch Quotes

490 Punch quotes by 390 unique authors

When you want to cry, plug it. When you want to run, glue it. When you want to shrivel up and hide, stretch it. Be… — Nicole Caldwell
Get your hands off my hips or I will punch you in the lips stop your staring at my hey take a hint NO u… — Victorious
If I ever meet C.S. Lewis in person I will either apologize to him or punch him in the head, depending on where we meet. — Rock Cowles
If some one breaks your trust , just punch them in the jaw . Seriously , just punch them in the jaw and go get… — Green Monk
I just want to punch a wall as hard as I can. I hope I miss and it hits your face. — Green Monk
Wanna pretend to be my friend? OK that's fine I'll pretend that I didn't punch you in the face. — Cassandra Crosby
To many of us run from our problems, rather than facing them head on. As humans we are not made to handle every single punch… — Brooke T Ryman
A punch to the face is life's DM. — Green Monk
Hey, do I punch you in the face, no, I got u out of the hole. — Unknown Author
The only dangerous scene is when James Cromwell put a stake in my chest. But other than that, it turned out to be quite a… — Andre Braugher
One of the things that you have trouble with politicians, particularly in Washington, is when you get mad at them and you can't touch them;… — Frank Luntz
I don't think there's a punch-line scheduled, is there? — Vince Lombardi
He punched me. If that's his best punch, he'll be in trouble some day. — Patrick Roy
The film Punch - Drunk Love is how you see the world when you're in love. You don't see somebody's psychological baggage necessarily, you see… — Emily Watson
I confess that Roy was a little bit dictatorial in his editing and he ruined quite a number of my pictures, which he stopped doing… — Ben Shahn
As long as our culture continues to fawn over its downward-aspiring lowest common denominators, the United States will remain a social and political punch line.… — Anthony Beal
The Rock says this: if the Rock hits you, he'll kill you. If he misses, the wind behind the punch will give you pneumonia and… — The Rock
I wake up and tear drops, they fall down like rain. I put on that old song we danced to and then, I head off… — Rascal Flatts
I'm a punch line professional, far from conventional, Always make a point like what comes right before a decimal, I never ate my vegetables, skipped… — Chris Webby
You see so many different fighters going into comas and dying. All fighters are taking is a urine test. From what I hear, enhancement drugs… — Floyd Mayweather
A mighty sucker punch came flyin in. From somewhere in the back. — Toby Keith
In the sixth round I knew he was getting tired when I hit him with one punch to the body. But I had to take… — Manny Pacquiao
Well, in theory, we're both millionaires, but in reality, we live with a bunch of whores. -Allie's father (delivering the punch line to a joke) — The Notebook
Stan: All people from Jersey do is hump and punch each other. — South Park
If someone said three years from now. You'd be long gone I'd stand up and punch them out. Cause they're all wrong. — Unknown Author

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390 authors contributed a total of 490 Punch Quotes, led by these top contributors: