Punch Quotes

490 Punch quotes by 390 unique authors

I think what he means is that he will punch you so many times around the genital region that your dick will fall off. — Jonah Hill
My neighbour called round to foretell me of the loud music I can expect when his party kicks off. I politely thanked him for the… — Steve Fowler
Ever wanna die cause the pains too much?, every days a crutch?, Steady ashamed abunch?, always wanting to connect a pety punch? — Massmurder
It's okay if you insult me, I can handle it. But if you insult my friend, I'm gonna punch you in face and break your… — OhItsVynn
Every people deserves a second chance but others deserves a second punch :) — Kreyzii
I love everyone. Some I love to be around, some I love to avoid, and some I'd love to punch in the f**king face — Bismark Frimpong
When you see him, you've always wanted to kick him, punch him and insult him all through his face, because of the things he had… — Eesh Xang
Every time I hear a song that reminds me of my ex I have a strong erg to punch the radio. — Ambri Bright
I needed to think about last night. So I galloped into a wooded glen, and after punch-dancing out my rage and suffering an extremely long… — Andy Samberg
I knew I could be funny and make people laugh. And at school I was always the class clown. We would often get into fake… — Justin Long
It's nice to recall our mistakes in the past. Joke about real life, punch lines, and laugh about our dumb old selves. Because remembering how… — Pacifiersucker
Some people are just heartless, they just love hurting others but when you come across the wrong one they might beat you to the punch. — Rasheed Bryant
I love everybody. Some I love to be around. Some I love to avoid. And some Id love to punch them in the face. — Mswazi Omarion
My life was on the set of 90210, which meant I had a full-time job while everyone else I knew was starting college. It kind… — Tori Spelling
I definitely think that females have a harder time. It's a lot harder to be a girl because you're always in your head. I've heard… — Nikki Reed
You see? is all on me when I say something that I feel n is wrong for me to feel. but when you say it… — Alexandra Ayala
LI understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no fucking way Paper can beat Rock. Paper… — Carlin Whisler
There is always someone in your life you jusy want to punch in the face... — Shubhz
There's a turd in the punch bowl is all I gotta say/Here you go Planet Earth get your cup and take a drink — C-DASH
Women are caaaatty! They known how to do it right. The guys will have their moments and go punch somebody out but girls are vindictive… — Odette Yustman
I just finished Katherine Boo's 'Behind the Beautiful Forevers' about the Annawandi slum in Mumbai. A punch in the gut, inspiring, crushing. — Alison Pill
Punch line queen no boxer though. Might pull up in a Porsche no Boxter though. Tell a hater; Yo, dont you got cocks to blow?… — Nicki Minaj
No one, they are my friends. I wouldn't punch any of them. — Rachel Green
You have to admit it when your watching TV and the good part is about to come one and flips to commercial You Wanna Get… — Raul Vasquez
Crush steals food.. *Flirty push* . stop playing :) * normal person steal food* SON OF A BITCH GIVE MY SHIT BACK *punch them in… — Jerett Parker

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390 authors contributed a total of 490 Punch Quotes, led by these top contributors: