Punch Quotes

490 Punch quotes by 390 unique authors

Rebel souls deserters we've been called. Chose a gun and threw away the sun now these towns they all know our names. The death punch… — Five Finger Death Punch
Life rules, and theres no room for hate. So if you dont like me, go punch yourself in the face. — Hayley Williams
Oh Audrey I look like hell! I got bags under my eyes. Whats that? Well if you were a man, Id punch you. Punch you… — Anchorman
I'm gonna punch you in the ovary, that's what I'm gonna do. A straight shot. Right to the babymaker. -Ron Burgundy — Anchorman
He's a little punch drunk; one too many hits from the snake! -Genie — Aladdin
I'm so leveled, bro. I gotta let 'em know, shades on like a CSI episode. Throw in a punch line and watch the fans grow.… — D Pryde
Ummm at the Kerrang! awards this year I did a fist punch with the guy from Metallica. I dont even know his name. Well thats… — Oliver Sykes
It's lunch time, better yet it's crunch time. Pick up the blow put up your flow, and all your punch lines. Grab a square, break… — Killa Kyleon
You looking for a dick punch? — Hank Moody
There are two kinds of fathers in traditional households: the fathers of sons and the fathers of daughters. These two kinds of fathers sometimes co-exist… — Letty Cottin Pogrebin
Life is not a punch card, make the best of what you have. — A Day To Remember
If life's a joke, then I'm waiting for the punch. — Mac Miller
Blue punch buggie! — Unknown Author
Every people deserves a second chance but others deserve a second punch — Aii Em Dianne
I wonder if in an alternate reality there is a version of me who is slim, muscular, handsome, drives a nice car, has a nice… — Unknown Author
You come up on me... I punch ya ass back. You see me .. Well now you see black. This iz southside ain't nobody fuckin… — Unknown Author
In your life you will deal with hurt, disappointments , heartaches , headaches, heartbreaks , liars, cheaters, players, fake friends, scandalous females, trust issues, backstabbers… — Unknown Author
She's so fake, you could punch her in the face and all it would do is chip the paint. — Unknown Author
The saying you give what you get is wong because if you punch some one in the face and knock them out how are they… — Unknown Author
I dont give a shit if you punch me but I do give a shit if you punch my family or friends — Unknown Author
Don't get cry because they talk about u cuz that doesnt hurt but cry if they punch u cuz that hurts like a bitch — Unknown Author
If your mate hits you one time....that's a sign the abuse will get more often, more violent. After the 1st time, the other times get… — Unknown Author
Time when you get, mad! punch a babby ! lol — Brent Robinson
I wanna punch you so bad, my fist has a hard on. ( middle finger) — Unknown Author
I think what he means is that he will punch you so many times around the genital region that your dick will fall off. -Schmidt — 21 Jump Street

Who Wrote These Punch Quotes

390 authors contributed a total of 490 Punch Quotes, led by these top contributors: