Punch Quotes

490 Punch quotes by 390 unique authors

And just when I thought the pain had dulled, my mind would betray me and bring Dad back to life in my dreams. Sometimes I… — Ilona Andrews
A witch, a vampire, and a pixy walk into a bar, I thought as I led the way into the Squirrel’s End. It was early,… — Kim Harrison
For one moment we are not failed tests and broken condoms and cheating on essays; we are crayons and lunch boxes and swinging so high… — Laurie Halse Anderson
Life is a cruel, horrible joke and I am the punch line. — Carrie Fisher
An impact is like a punch it may hurt put it passes. — Demi Lovato
But people only die in proper duels, you know, with real wizards. The most you and Malfoy’ll be able to do is send sparks at… — Joanne Kathleen Rowling
Tell them about how you're never really a whole person if you remain silent, because there's always that one little piece inside you that wants… — Audre Lorde
Loneliness is a hard thing to handle. I feel it, sometimes. When I do, I want it to end. Sometimes, when you're near someone, when… — Jim Butcher
Let's use that empty noggin of yours as a punch bowl, so it's at least good for something!! Whadja say?! Ooh, but I love punch!! — Aya Nakahara
Scott, if your life had a face, I would punch it. I would punch your life in the face. — Bryan Lee O'Malley
Shame about how we’re gonna die here, though. I mean, seriously. An Arab and a half-Jew enter a store in Tennessee. It’s the beginning of… — John Green
We tilt our heads back and open wide. The snow drifts into our zombie mouths crawling with grease and curses and tobacco flakes and cavities… — Laurie Halse Anderson
Great achievement goes through, not around, discouragement. Is there a roadblock in my way, keeping me from something I want to achieve? Am I discouraged?… — Jerry Spinelli
Ew. Someone put the dog out, "Rosalie murmured wrinkling her nose. Have you herd this one, Psycho? how do a blond's brain cells die?" She… — Stephenie Meyer
Hear me out. Would you eat a hamburger if there was any chance it could punch you in the face? - How is a hamburger… — Claudia Gray
Punch me." "Don't be absurd." "Come on, punch me, Barrons." "I'm not punching you." "I said, punch--OW!" He decked me. — Karen Marie Moning
This is love if it's not with you, a terrible fiery something that makes people look away, and it feels like a punch in the… — Daniel Handler
How do you fight someone smarter than yourself?' Rand Whispered. 'The answer is simple. You make her think that you are sitting down across the… — Brandon Sanderson
I didn't get fired." "You didn't punch your boss and get fired from the Tribune? That's what I heard." "I punched what could loosely be… — Nora Roberts
Come on," I said. "I've got some questions for Thoth. And then I'm going to punch him in the beak. — Rick Riordan
Some guys step on a rake in the dark, and get mad and go punch somebody. Others step on a rake in the dark and… — Spider Robinson
You have a wound too, Papa." Hanna took Brigan's left hand, which was wrapped in a bandage, and inspected it. "Did you throw the first… — Kristin Cashore
So in addition to a feisty new Black Court partner in the war dance between the Council and the Vampire Courts, I also got angry… — Jim Butcher
Another power I don't have," said Lissa ruefully. I grinned. "Hey, I have yet to meet any spirit user who can throw a punch like… — Richelle Mead
I'm getting better at avoiding this, but when something sets me off, I tend to punch first and then find out who I actually his… — Richelle Mead

Who Wrote These Punch Quotes

390 authors contributed a total of 490 Punch Quotes, led by these top contributors: