Punch Quotes

490 Punch quotes by 390 unique authors

You swore you wouldn't shout. If it's not your punch, then it's your pout. — Elvis Costello
A sucker punch came flying from somewhere in the back. As soon as we can see clearly with our big black eye, we're going to… — Toby Keith
Don't take life too seriously Punch it in the face when it needs a good hit Laugh at it — Colleen Hoover
And just about the time I feel like screaming and finding me a wall to punch right through, I look up and I just can't… — Bob Seger
I arm myself with punch lines and a big old water gun. — Jimmy Buffett
Bono as we all know, is in love with the world, he's enamoured by it. I'm enraged by it. He wants to give the world… — Bob Geldof
If life a joke then I’m waiting for the punch. You all about the beef but me, I’m bout the bun. — Mac Miller
Even though I had been boxing, I had no idea I could beat somebody in the ring. And I had no idea I could really… — Cara Castronuova
You never know why or when the next job is coming. I actually like that. It's kind of exciting. I don't punch in. I don't… — Michael Vartan
One tires of combat, although I can still throw a punch, you know. — Paul Keating
EastEnders' keeps me so busy - that is where I'm at and I can't see that changing too soon. There's nothing that has quite got… — Steve McFadden
Most champions are built by punch the clock workouts rather than extraordinary efforts. — Dan John
Conductor, when you receive a fare, Punch in the presence of the passenjare. A blue trip slip for an eight-cent fare, A buff trip slip… — Mark Twain
Golfers don't fist fight. They cuss a bit. But they wouldn't punch anything or anybody. They might hurt their hands and have to change their… — Dan Jenkins
In the olden days in England, you could be hung for stealing a sheep or a loaf of bread. However, if a sheep stole a… — Mike Harding
It's bizarre, a punch in the face hurts less when you win than when you lose. — Georges St-Pierre
I think that people are going to find more interest in the human condition, especially with them being weaned on so much reality television. They… — Dolph Lundgren
What you do in a fight gym is learn how to be brave. You're learning how to punch and kick in a proper way, of… — Jonathan Gottschall
In a boxing match, the fighters absorb some vicious blows because they’re ready for them. And usually, the knockout punch is the one they didn’t… — Todd Burpo
Louis Armstrong's 'What a Wonderful World' is my ultimate karaoke song. It is a wonderful world. People forget we only have a certain amount of… — Dhani Jones
I still feel like a weird kid who is about to take a punch in the face. So, I think it's permanent. — Judd Apatow
My father who in this case was an obsessive life-long storyteller, and by a very peculiar trick of my father's. My father would tell a… — Stephen Greenblatt
I hold that the beginning of modern Irish drama was in the winter of 1898, at a school feast at Coole, when Douglas Hyde and… — Lady Gregory
I use a lot of fresh citrus, garlic, and fresh herbs when cooking to cut down on fat and sodium but punch up flavor. Our… — Cat Cora
At least the Pilgrim Fathers used to shoot Indians: the Pilgrim Children merely punch time clocks. — E E Cummings

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