Punch Quotes

490 Punch quotes by 390 unique authors

If you have to do something, write me a funny AIDS play. Sure you can. It's the biggest joke played on us since sex itself… — Robert Patrick
We just want to make the walls cave in and the ceiling collapse. Music is meant to be played as loudly as possible, really raw… — Bon Scott
I had an idyllic childhood and when my parents bought me a Punch and Judy Show and a ventriloquist's dummy, I'd perform anywhere, anytime. My… — Ken Dodd
Abandonment doesn't have the sharp but dissipating sting of a slap. It's like a punch to the gut, bruising your skin and driving the precious… — Tayari Jones
I'm still not a very good white wine, but I'm drinkable - you could put me in a punch, anyway. — Nick Hornby
Packs a Huge Emotional Punch! Graceful Writing, Great Acting, Exquisite Direction, Suspense, Profound Subject Matter and It Rocks! — Rex Reed
We want the right people, the ones who love to play football. I want a guy who, if I punch him in the mouth, doesn't… — Matt Millen
We need to punch back against the extremes of both the left and the right and define the terms of the debate ourselves. — John Avlon
According to the media, trans women were subject to pain and punch lines. Instead of proclaiming that I was not a plot device to be… — Janet Mock
I think we're the only jokeless show on television. I mean really, we have no setups and no punch lines. It's not a joke show.… — Rainn Wilson
Mike Tyson would have been a good sparring partner for me and Muhammad Ali because Tyson was a fast fighter and he could punch and… — Larry Holmes
Before I was a Discordian, I took life much too seriously. When you take life too seriously you start to wonder what the point of… — Kerry Thornley
You get respect in society if you are aggressive. If you fight then people respect you. If you fight back, people like you for that… — Richey Edwards
I was much affected by the internal troubles of the Punch family; I thought that with a little more tact on the part of Mrs.… — Edmund Gosse
Go with your first thoughts; they're usually your best thoughts. Pay attention, stick to your goals and follow those guidelines. It's all right there if… — Rick Danko
Whenever I stumble over my own feet, or blurt out a thought that makes no sense at all, or leave the house wearing one pattern… — Paul Rudnick
When a kid can understand that a word can mean two things, there's some real thinking going on. They have a vested interest in finding… — Brian P. Cleary
I think jewelry can change an outfit more than anything else. Transformation, punch, individuality: One or all of the above are why you should wear… — Iris Apfel
I like the punch beggers and panhandlers when they ask me for change. I feel like I am doing my part to clean up the… — Zach Braff
The only real difference between hookers, stippers, sluts and regualar women how many times you can hit them before they cry. Hookers can really take… — Zach Braff
I never go easy on kids when I play board games. The sooner they learn what the consequence of entering a competition is, the better.… — Zach Braff
If I ever saw myself saying I'm excited going to Cleveland, I'd punch myself in the face, because I'm lying. — Ichiro Suzuki
I got the best advice I've ever been given; 'Punch him in the face as much as you can.' Keep it simple, so that's what… — Court McGee
Punch a black belt in the face, he becomes a brown belt. Punch him again, purple... — Carlson Gracie
The terminology of philosophical art is coercive: arguments are powerful and best when they are knockdown, arguments force you to a conclusion, if you believe… — Robert Nozick

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