Punch Quotes

490 Punch quotes by 390 unique authors

It's easy to slide into believing you're the hypnotist here, the mirage master, the smart cookie who knows what's real and how all the tricks… — Tana French
Now, Bad Ass, you run your mouth about Summerslam. Well, here's the situation. The Rock says this, if the Rock hits you he'll kill you.… — Dwayne Johnson
Can't punch women in the face! — Jim Jefferies
If you look at UFC champions: BJ Penn - terrifying! GSP - terrifying! Anderson Silva - terrifying! But I'm not terrifying. I am not the… — Forrest Griffin
I liken the current situation to that of the Starship Enterprise. The shields are up and the Klingons are shooting at us and every time… — Rupert Lowe
You punch like you take it up the ass. — Jake LaMotta
Novak! Take the blazer off before you punch, it will help. Take it off. Hey, that's from Express. — Dolph Ziggler
I hope I can improve. I'm far from perfect. Sometimes, I wonder what would happen if I fought myself. I think it would be a… — Mike Tyson
Every punch I threw with bad intentions to a vital area...I aimed for his ear...I wanted to bust his eardrum...Every punch had bad intentions...My record… — Mike Tyson
...what I love about Ann Coulter is that she's sort of the-she's sort of a version of myself in that she absolutely never pulls a… — Bill Maher
Many estates are spent in the getting, since women for tea forsake spinning and knitting, and men for punch forsake hewing and splitting. — Benjamin Franklin
A lot of guys just punch with their arms; they don't utilize every part of their muscles they can use. I know how to use… — Nonito Donaire
An attempt at visualizing the Fourth Dimension: Take a point, stretch it into a line, curl it into a circle, twist it into a sphere,… — Albert Einstein
Those who would extirpate evil from the world know little of human nature. As well might punch be palatable without souring as existence agreeable without… — James Boswell
I've spent my fortune, tarnished my public view and made myself the brunt of punch line after punch line. — Mindy McCready
I punched my buddy in the nose after lunch, now I'm in trouble cause the dean saw the punch. — Bobby Vee
There was only one punch. Tony Blair rang me and he said 'Are you OK?' and I said 'Yes', and he said 'Well, what happened?'… — John Prescott
If anybody doubts my loyalty to my country, I'll punch him in the nose, and I don't care how old he is. — William Wyler
Films are artifice. We're telling stories on film. At the same time, when it works, there is a real tough immediacy and spontaneity to it,… — Paul McGann
On stage you look much larger than you are. You can have subtle changes of timing; how you place a punch line in a joke… — Sylvester McCoy
The knock-out punch is always the one you never see coming. — Aimee Mann
People forget the good, because the bad has more punch. — Louise Erdrich
If life's a joke, then suicide's a bad punch line. — Louise Erdrich
Sucker Punch' is a big girl power movie. — Carla Gugino
I don't know what a supermodel is. If they call me that, I might have to punch them. It's just so vain and so unreal. — Waris Dirie

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