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- Yesterday, the country of Kosovo unveiled an 11-foot tall statue of former President Clinton. Yeah. That's right. The Clinton statue is so life-like, it's already…
- A new report just came out that says President Obama has mentioned Jesus Christ in more speeches than President Bush did. Can you believe that?…
- President Clinton signed a $10 million deal to write a book by 2003. Isn't that amazing? Yes, and get this, not only that, President Bush…
More President Clinton Quotes
- 22 million new jobs under President Clinton. 3 million lost under Bush. — Sidney Blumenthal
- [President Clinton] boasts about 186,000 people denied firearms under the Brady Law rules. The Brady Law has been in force for three… — Charlton Heston
- A lot of people have warned President Clinton that Bosnia will turn into another Vietnam, which would be embarrassing for him because… — Bill Maher
- Raising the minimum wage and lowering the barriers to union organization would carry a trade-off - higher unemployment. A better idea is… — Paul Krugman
- Yesterday, the country of Kosovo unveiled an 11-foot tall statue of former President Clinton. Yeah. That's right. The Clinton statue is so… — Conan O'Brien
- A new report just came out that says President Obama has mentioned Jesus Christ in more speeches than President Bush did. Can… — Conan O'Brien
- President Clinton celebrates the first casual Friday at the white house by wearing leather chaps. — Greg Proops
- As president, Clinton sold burial plots in Arlington Cemetery and liberals shrugged it off. What really gets their goat is the autopen.… — Ann Coulter
- President Clinton was often known as the first black president. I wouldn't be upset if I could earn the right to be… — John F. Kerry
- The campaign of character assassination waged [against President Clinton] by the right was a singular, unprecedented effort. Nothing like it exists on… — David Brock
- I, myself, deeply regret what happened between me and President Clinton. Let me say it again: I. Myself. Deeply. Regret. What. Happened. — Monica Lewinsky
- I believe that President Clinton considered the legal merits of the arguments for the pardon as he understood them, and he rendered… — John Podesta