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Pregnant Quotes by Nikhil Saluja
- I'm like a magician, cause if a girl tells me she's pregnant, I'll make my own ass disappear.
- True love is surviving the fall down the stairs when you tell me that you're pregnant.
- Technology: Pee on the iPhone 5, it turns pink if you're pregnant.
- You can't be a little bit unfaithful any more than you can be a little bit pregnant.
- If Men Got Pregnant: Morning sickness would rank as the nation's number one health problem
- If Men Got Pregnant: Maternity leave would last for two years with full pay
- If Men Got Pregnant: Children would be kept in hospital until toilet trained
- If Men Got Pregnant: Natural childbirth would become obsolete
- If Men Got Pregnant: All methods of birth control would be 100 per cent effective
- If Men Got Pregnant: Men would be eager to talk about commitment
- If Men Got Pregnant: There would be a cure for stretch marks.
- If Men Got Pregnant: They'd serve beer instead of coffee at antenatal classes
- If Men Got Pregnant: Men wouldn't think twins were so cute
- If Men Got Pregnant: Sons would have to be home from dates by 10 p.m.
- If Men Got Pregnant: Men could use their briefcases as diaper bags.
- If Men Got Pregnant: They'd have to stop saying, I'm afraid I'll drop him.
- If Men Got Pregnant: Paternity suits would be a line of clothes.
- If Men Got Pregnant: They'd stay in bed for the entire nine months.
- If Men Got Pregnant: Menus at most restaurants would list ice cream and pickles as an entree.
- If Men Got Pregnant: Women would rule the world!
- Can a mother get pregnant while nursing? Yes, but it's easier if she puts the baby to bed first!
- Ladies: if we have sex, there's a 50/50 chance we won't speak again. If you get pregnant, there's a 100% chance you'll never find me.
More Pregnant Quotes
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- Never go to your high school reunion pregnant or they will think that is all you have done since you graduated. — Erma Bombeck
- I'm not being like, 'Hey, everybody, I'm pregnant!' I'm not that girl. — Christina Aguilera
- I've always been really good with my heels. Even pregnant, I could perform in heels. — Christina Aguilera
- I think a lot of people get pregnant and decide they can turn into garbage disposals. — Gisele Bundchen
- I did kung fu up until two weeks before Benjamin was born, and yoga three days a week. I think a lot… — Gisele Bundchen
- People are constantly asking me if I'm pregnant, but I don't like to talk about it too much. I just think about… — Mariah Carey
- It was weird because I was pregnant, throughout that so it was weird being a pregnant witch. I was in a really… — Helena Bonham Carter
- I had the experience last year of directing my first feature while I had a 1-year-old son and while I was also… — Diablo Cody
- I have been pregnant in so many movies it's ridiculous. — Jennifer Aniston
- In 1971, Bossier City, Louisiana, there was a teenage girl who was pregnant with her second child. She was a high school… — Jared Leto
- Crash programs fail because they are based on theory that, with nine women pregnant, you can get a baby in a month. — Wernher von Braun