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The hockey lockout of 1994 - 1995 has been settled. They have stopped bickering... and can now get down to some serious…
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There are 17 more shopping days until Christmas. So, guys, that means 16 more days till we start shopping, right?
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Texas is reportedly going to give college students the right to carry guns on campus. So I guess that next semester, every…
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The first thing men notice about a woman is her eyes. Then, when her eyes aren't looking, they notice her breasts.
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Real life is about reacting quickly to the opportunity at hand, not the opportunity you envisioned. Not thinking and scheming for the…
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Earlier today, the White House released President Bush's tax return. Not surprisingly, under dependents, the president listed Iraq
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Scientists say because of global warming they expect the world's oceans to rise four and a half feet. The scientists say this…
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Al Gore announced he is finishing up a new book about global warming and the environment. Yeah, the first chapter talks about…
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By the power invested in me by the state of New York and the Universal Life Church, I now pronounce you husband…
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Lenscrafters is upset with Tea Partier Michele Bachmann because she called Planned Parenthood 'the Lenscrafters of abortion.' Lenscrafters released a statement today…
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President Obama , I guess, is starting to confess to some of his anxieties. In a recent interview, President Obama said, 'I…
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Today, possible presidential candidate Donald Trump released his birth certificate. It lists his eyes as blue and his hair as ridiculous.
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Friends should always tell you the truth. But please don’t.
— Louis C. K.
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Please. Don’t switch off my mind by attempting to straighten me out. Listen and understand, and when you feel contempt don’t express…
— Sarah Kane
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Brothers and sisters, this is a divine work in process, with the manifestations and blessings of it abounding in every direction, so…
— Jeffrey R. Holland
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Jesus Christ was the most perfect being to ever walk this planet and he was persecuted and nailed to the cross ……
— Phil Robertson
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You can laugh, you can cry, you can express yourself, but please don’t hurt each other!
— Tommy Wiseau
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Please don’t get hung up on this question of whether you need to have experience in an industry before you launch your…
— Richard Branson
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Dear young people, please, don’t be observers of life, but get involved. Jesus did not remain an observer, but he immersed himself.…
— Pope Francis
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Please don’t think so lightly of liking someone. It’s terribly important. It is a kind of loving, you know, and one that…
— Anne Perry
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Please don’t spoil my day; I’m miles away and, after all, I’m only sleeping.
— John Lennon
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All I ask is one thing, and I’m asking this particularly of young people: please don’t be cynical. I hate cynicism, for…
— Conan O'Brien
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Not half as much as I’d miss me if you killed me. (He blinked like a girl and leaned against Ash’s shoulder.)…
— Sherrilyn Kenyon
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Please don’t let it be another cop. I’m outta bail money. Wait a minute…I could sell you on eBay and make a…
— Sherrilyn Kenyon
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