Pizza Quotes

361 Pizza quotes by 281 unique authors

Pizza makes me think that anything is possible. — Henry Rollins
Anyone who says that money cannot buy happiness has clearly never spent their money on pizza. — Andrew W.K.
If pizza brings you joy, then by all means, love that pizza like your life depends on it. Because it does. — Andrew W.K.
I want a pizza with my face on it. — Jennifer Lawrence
Far out in the uncharted backwaters of the unfashionable end of the western spiral arm of the Galaxy lies a small unregarded yellow pizza. — Douglas Adams
Delivering the State of the Union? That bloke couldn't deliver pizza. — Clive James
There are lots of things I really like besides girls. Like pizza. And pranking. And CHUCK NORRIS. — Justin Bieber
Everybody loves dogs. They're the pizza of the animal kingdom. — Stephen Colbert
Extreme exercise doesn’t save you from poor food choices. It can be difficult to exercise and erase away that chocolate cake or pizza pie. It… — Jennifer Hudson
I had a meal in Pizza Hut and the waitress told me I didn't need to pay. So I decided to be a bit cheeky… — Gareth Gates
Never marry something until you've established the perfect pizza ratio...The premise is simple. My husband and I knew we were made for each other because… — Celia Rivenbark
I wasn't feeling well in the first half. I felt down, man. I had three slices of pizza before the game and the food took… — Unknown Author
The guys in my band are great-we watch movies, we eat pizza, take walks, read books. Everybody has a really great sense of humor. And… — Lisa Loeb
I'm going to give him a pizza face. — Wladimir Klitschko
All food starting with p is comfort food: pasta, potato chips, pretzels, peanut butter, pastrami, Pizza, pastry. — Sara Paretsky
Pizza was made for television in so many ways: it is easy to heat up, easy to divide and easy to eat in a group.… — Yotam Ottolenghi
On Venus you could cook a 16-inch pepperoni pizza in seven seconds, just by holding it out to the air. (Yes, I did the math.) — Neil deGrasse Tyson
Not only is it a great concept and a great idea -- helping people -- it's good pizza too! — Matt Lauer
I didn't want to work at Pizza Hut and I didn't want to join the Army. So I just decided to go out and be… — Henry Rollins
Consider the biggest animals on the planet: elephants, and buffaloes, and giraffes. These are vegetarian animals. They grow to thousands of pounds of muscle and… — Michael Klaper
I just want to be in my sweats, walk my dog, watch TV and eat pizza. — America Ferrera
The first time I felt I was famous was when I went to the movies with my mom. I had gone to the loo, and… — Julia Roberts
Even before making music I was always someone that you had to get to know, at school or elementary. I walked the hallways. I would take… — Rick Ross
A guy friend and I went to California Pizza Kitchen, and a group of pretty girls came over to us and said, 'You guys are… — Chad Michael Murray
But magic is like pizza: even when it's bad, it's pretty good. — Neil Patrick Harris

Who Wrote These Pizza Quotes

281 authors contributed a total of 361 Pizza Quotes, led by these top contributors: