"Never marry something until you've established the perfect……" — Celia Rivenbark
"Never marry something until you've established the perfect pizza ratio...The premise is simple. My husband and I knew we were made for each other because we're a 6:2 ratio, six slices for him and two for me...Never marry a man who wants two slices one week and four the next. They're undependable and highly unpredictable and will likely dump you for some Internet honey who says she doesn't mind his back hair."
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Celia Rivenbark
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10 Quotes by Celia Rivenbark
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You can't drink all day if you don't start in the morning.
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And I reminded myself that it's easy to be grateful for the obvious blessings in life, much harder to be…
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I'd sooner wear white shoes in February, drink unsweetened tea, and eat Miracle Whip instead of Duke's than utter the…
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I have several close friends who have run marathons, a word that is actually derived from two Swahili words: mara,…
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Pecans are not cheap, my hons. In fact, in the South, the street value of shelled pecans just before holiday…
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Who can fail to mist at Fergie's anthem, 'My humps, my humps, my lovely lady lumps.' Hmmm. 'My lunch, my…
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To the newcomer to the south, hearing that a coworker plans a weekend visit to 'mama and them's' (the correct…
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I'm what is known as perimenopausal. "Peri", some of you may know, is a Latin prefix meaning 'SHUT YOUR FLIPPIN'…
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Writing humor is not something every single person can do.
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