"I'm what is known as perimenopausal. "Peri", some……" — Celia Rivenbark
"I'm what is known as perimenopausal. "Peri", some of you may know, is a Latin prefix meaning 'SHUT YOUR FLIPPIN' PIE HOLE'."
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10 Quotes by Celia Rivenbark
Celia Rivenbark has 10 quotes on this site.
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You can't drink all day if you don't start in the morning.
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And I reminded myself that it's easy to be grateful for the obvious blessings in life, much harder to be…
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Never marry something until you've established the perfect pizza ratio...The premise is simple. My husband and I knew we were…
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I'd sooner wear white shoes in February, drink unsweetened tea, and eat Miracle Whip instead of Duke's than utter the…
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I have several close friends who have run marathons, a word that is actually derived from two Swahili words: mara,…
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Pecans are not cheap, my hons. In fact, in the South, the street value of shelled pecans just before holiday…
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Who can fail to mist at Fergie's anthem, 'My humps, my humps, my lovely lady lumps.' Hmmm. 'My lunch, my…
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To the newcomer to the south, hearing that a coworker plans a weekend visit to 'mama and them's' (the correct…
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Writing humor is not something every single person can do.
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Tell your little mascot to get out of here, cause I have no problem flippin' the bird.
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I don't care what they do with my book so long as the flippin check clears.
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Gazzy, man, jeezum!" Fang exclaimed. "What the heck have you been eating for God's sake?" That was a smoke bomb!"…
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You freaking, flippin’, moronic frat boy!
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