"Pecans are not cheap, my hons. In fact,……" — Celia Rivenbark
"Pecans are not cheap, my hons. In fact, in the South, the street value of shelled pecans just before holiday baking season is roughly that of crack cocaine. Do not confuse the two. It is almost impossible to make a decent crack cocaine tassie, I am told."
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Celia Rivenbark
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10 Quotes by Celia Rivenbark
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And I reminded myself that it's easy to be grateful for the obvious blessings in life, much harder to be…
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I have several close friends who have run marathons, a word that is actually derived from two Swahili words: mara,…
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Who can fail to mist at Fergie's anthem, 'My humps, my humps, my lovely lady lumps.' Hmmm. 'My lunch, my…
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To the newcomer to the south, hearing that a coworker plans a weekend visit to 'mama and them's' (the correct…
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I'm what is known as perimenopausal. "Peri", some of you may know, is a Latin prefix meaning 'SHUT YOUR FLIPPIN'…
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