Never Marry Quotes

32 quotes by 29 authors

• Never marry a man who hates his mother because he'll end up hating you. — Jill Bennett
• I'll never get married again, and I always hate to say never to anything, but I will never marry again. — Halle Berry
• Never marry but for love; but see that thou lov'st what is lovely. — William Penn
• Never marry a man you wouldn't want to be divorced from. — Nora Ephron
• Never marry anyone you could not sit next to during a three-day bus trip. — Roger Ebert
• I dealt with men who had tempers, and who could get violent-Lord knows how I had to defend myself against Howard Hughes and Frank Sinatra,… — Ava Gardner
• Men should never marry their muse. It ruins the illusion. — Stana Katic
• If man knew how women pass the time when they are alone, they'd never marry. — O. Henry
• Never marry a beautiful woman. A beautiful woman will leave you. An ugly woman will leave you, too, but so what? — Rick Majerus
• You never marry the person you first see 'Casablanca' with. — Kinky Friedman
• Intellectuals should never marry; they won't enjoy it; and besides, they should not reproduce themselves. — Don Herold
• My wife's a lot younger than me ... thirty years difference . . . You should never marry a woman a lot younger than you… — Patrick Modiano
• Never marry something until you've established the perfect pizza ratio...The premise is simple. My husband and I knew we were made for each other because… — Celia Rivenbark
• My mom gave me a good piece of advice. She said never marry a man thinking you can change him, and I think that starts… — Jennifer Garner
• As a general guideline, never marry anyone that you can't picture helping you go to the bathroom. — Robert Breault
• Never marry a girl named 'Marie' who used to be known as 'Murray'. — Johnny Carson
• A cynic should never marry an idealist. For the cynic, marriage represents the welcome end of romantic life, with all its agony and ecstasy. But… — Julie Burchill
• Aunt Marion was right... Never marry a musician, and never answer the door. — Charles M. Schulz
• One should always be in love. That is the reason one should never marry. — Oscar Wilde
• The proper basis for marriage is mutual misunderstanding. The happiness of a married man depends on the people he has not married. One should always… — Oscar Wilde

Who Wrote These Never Marry Quotes

29 authors contributed a total of 32 Never Marry Quotes, led by these top contributors:

• 3 Never Marry Quotes by Oscar Wilde
• 1 Never Marry Quote by Kathryn Stockett
• 1 Never Marry Quote by Mark Twain
• 1 Never Marry Quote by Gordon B. Hinckley
• 1 Never Marry Quote by O Henry
• 1 Never Marry Quote by Nushra
• 1 Never Marry Quote by Mercy Pheona
• 1 Never Marry Quote by Brandon Samuel
• 1 Never Marry Quote by Senoraroy
• 1 Never Marry Quote by Jill Bennett
• 1 Never Marry Quote by Halle Berry
• 1 Never Marry Quote by William Penn
• 1 Never Marry Quote by Nora Ephron
• 1 Never Marry Quote by Roger Ebert
• 1 Never Marry Quote by Ava Gardner
• 1 Never Marry Quote by Stana Katic
• 1 Never Marry Quote by O. Henry
• 1 Never Marry Quote by Rick Majerus
• 1 Never Marry Quote by Kinky Friedman
• 1 Never Marry Quote by Don Herold
• 1 Never Marry Quote by Patrick Modiano
• 1 Never Marry Quote by Celia Rivenbark
• 1 Never Marry Quote by Jennifer Garner
• 1 Never Marry Quote by Robert Breault
• 1 Never Marry Quote by Johnny Carson