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Robert Schimmel has 23 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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Because when you’re laughing, there is no other emotion in that moment except for joy.
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What do you say when your friends come to visit and the dog starts humping their leg. Well, if it's a pit…
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So my wife said she read this article in a magazine and she said: 'You know, maybe you're suffering from premature ejaculation.'…
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Caution: Anal intercourse may lead to irregular heart rhythms. Yeah, you know I'm never gonna have to worry about that. Because God…
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One of my friends goes: 'So, you know what really turns me on; when girls talk dirty in bed.' Yeah I tried…
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What is it with the animals with the bikes? I took my daughter to the circus. She said: 'Daddy, how do they…
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So because of my act my daughter thinks she can talk to me about anything. She's been dating the same guy since…
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I sit down with my daughter and I said, 'Do you know how babies get here?' And she said, 'Well, the lady…
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It's my mission to try and give people fighting the disease the same gifts of laughter and a positive attitude I had.…
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I was making love one night with my wife and she said: 'You're in me.' I know where I am, shut the…
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Why are hemorrhoids called hemorrhoids and asteroids called asteroids? Wouldn't it make more sense if it was the other way around? But…
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I'm not ready to die. Period. To begin with, I cannot imagine a future without me in it. Can't do it.
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A punk concert isn't fun without a pit.
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I got in trouble with the police, and that was a rude awakening. That was it. I'd seen the bottom of the…
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I want a pit crew... I hate the procedure I currently have to go through when I have car problems.
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Pride is essentially competitive in nature. We pit our will against God's.
— Ezra Taft Benson
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All that stuff I was taught about evolution, embryology, Big Bang theory, all that is lies straight from the pit of hell.…
— Paul Broun
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Observe immigrants not as they come travel-wan up the gang-plank, nor as they issue toil-begrimed from the pit's mouth or mill-gate, but…
— Edward Alsworth Ross
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War is a barbaric tool of the war profiteers and Empires who employ them. War pits young people from the working class…
— Cindy Sheehan
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Golf is more exacting than racing, cards, speculation, or matrimony. In almost all other games you pit yourself against a mortal foe;…
— Arnold Haultain
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About thirty years ago there was much talk that geologists ought only to observe and not theorise; and I well remember some…
— Charles Darwin
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Law is a bottomless pit.
— John Arbuthnot
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It is our wisest and our safest course to stand at the farthest distance from sin; not to go near the house…
— Thomas Brooks
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A custom loathsome to the eye, hateful to the nose, harmful to the brain, dangerous to the lungs, and in the black,…
— King James I
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