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Pie Quotes by Stephen Colbert
- Thanksgiving is a magical time of year when families across the country join together to raise America's obesity statistics. Personally, I love Thanksgiving traditions: watching…
- Pissing off PETA is as easy as pie. Delicious kitten pie.
- I'm more American than apple pie. I'm like apple pie, with a hot dog in it
More Pie Quotes
- The rest of the world loves soccer. Surely we must be missing something. Uh, isn't that what the Russians told us about… — Tom Weir
- Jealousy always has been my cross, the weakness and woundedness in me that has most often caused me to feel ugly and… — Anne Lamott
- My husband is such a healthy eater. Except when it comes to sweets. He never consumes anything except fruit until noon. And… — Sara Blakely
- I say violence is necessary. It is as American as cherry pie. — H. Rap Brown
- The things I see now on TV and in movies are so outlandish. Kids doing rude things with pies! And the language… — Sid Caesar
- I don't think I've ever seen pie advertised. That's how you know it's good. They advertise ice cream and other desserts. They… — Adam Carolla
- One's home is like a delicious piece of pie you order in a restaurant on a country road one cozy evening -… — Daniel Handler
- New York is the place where all the aspirations of the western world meet to form one vast master aspiration, as powerful… — H. L. Mencken