Pie Quotes

453 quotes by 359 authors

I . . . hit him . . . elsewhere.â€ â€œWhere?â€ â€œIn his . . .In his inguine.â€ â€œOh, dear God.â€ It was unclear whether… — Sarah MacLean
Fine," Strider said tightly. "You can. But you wont. Because you know that if you take the woman out of this home, I'll go gray… — Gena Showalter
I elbowed my way into the grubby cafÃ©, bought a pie that tasted of shoe polish and a pot of tea with cork crumbs floating… — David Mitchell
Tyrion Lannister could not have been more astonished if Aegon the Conqueror himself had burst into the room, riding on a dragon and juggling lemon… — George R. R. Martin
Say no to death pies. Another good motto. — Brandon Mull
I may not remember my name or what country I live in, but you and that pie is something I will never forget. — Kathryn Stockett
She liked anything orange: leaves; some moons; marigolds; chrysanthemums; cheese; pumpkin, both in pie and out; orange juice; marmalade. Orange is bright and demanding. You… — Catherynne M. Valente
Since the 1980s, we have given the rich a bigger slice of our pie in the belief that they would create more wealth, making the… — Ha-Joon Chang
The wind outside nested in each tree, prowled the sidewalks in invisible treads like unseen cats. Tom Skelton shivered. Anyone could see that the wind… — Ray Bradbury
Okay, can you pass yourself off as a magician and gain Gerald's trust and pass us information about Celeste's plans and save all the magicians… — Sarah Rees Brennan
Truth, justice...I always thought they were absolutes, like God. And Mom. And apple pie. But you could make apple pie from Ritz crackers. You could… — Judy Blundell
Kid 1: *examining my gorgeous strawberry and blueberry pies*: Wow, Mom, your pies donâ€™t look awful this time. Me (Ilona): ... ~A little later~ Kid… — Ilona Andrews
Lord, you're Irish," said Will. "Can you make things that don't have potatoes in them? We had an Irish cook once when I was a… — Cassandra Clare
I see a girl caught in the remains of a holiday gone bad, with her flesh picked off day after day as the carcass dries… — Laurie Halse Anderson
They were never my pack, not even Hot Pie and Gendry. I was stupid to think so, just a stupid little girl, and no wolf… — George R. R. Martin
The Librarian was not familiar with love, which had always struck him as a bit ethereal and soppy, but kindness, on the other hand, was… — Terry Pratchett
My dad is adorably optimistic, positive, pie-in-the-sky. He thinks every new song I write is my best. He sells T-shirts at my merchandise stands and… — Taylor Swift
She serves me a piece of it a few minutes out of the oven. A little steam rises from the slits on top. Sugar and… — Raymond Carver
If you come back to me, I'll never leave you", I whispered into the furry ear. "I'll make you all the pies you could ever… — Ilona Andrews
Drake. He liked dangerous pies." "Why did he join you?" "Who would eat pie that could take over your life? Why risk it?" "Focus. Why… — Brandon Mull

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