Pie Quotes

453 quotes by 359 authors

Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie. — Jim Davis
I don't want to spend my life not having good food going into my pie hole. That hole was made for pies. — Paula Deen
On my show I share all these yummy, fattening recipes, but I tell people, in moderation, in moderation. You can have that little piece of… — Paula Deen
I got a fan letter on the back of a prison menu. And I remember thinking, 'Well, they get pie. It's not so bad. They… — Tina Fey
I think cookies are sort of the unsung sweet, you know? They're incredibly popular. But everybody thinks of cakes and pies and fancier desserts before… — Bobby Flay
World peace is no longer some pie-in-the-sky thing, because no single person or country is going to solve it on their own. — Herbie Hancock
I think I'm a lot like other moms out there who feel like if we don't have the pecan pie we have every year, then… — Faith Hill
A boy doesn't have to go to war to be a hero; he can say he doesn't like pie when he sees there isn't enough… — E. W. Howe
Tolerance is the value that was selected to put on here, and tolerance is as American as apple pie. — Jay Inslee
Why don't women have respect for themselves nowadays? What happen to the woman who learned her grandmama's recipes and made her man sweet potato pie?… — Brandon T. Jackson
Negotiations over a shrinking pie are especially difficult because they require an allocation of losses. People tend to be much more easygoing when they bargain… — Daniel Kahneman
When people are frightened about going hungry and paying their mortgages, a scarcity model begins to prevail; they fear someone else will get their piece… — Barbara Kingsolver
When I look at a pie chart, I just go numb. — Aaron Koblin
When someone asks if you'd like cake or pie, why not say you want cake and pie? — Lisa Loeb
If you get stuck, get away from your desk. Take a walk, take a bath, go to sleep, make a pie, draw, listen to music,… — Hilary Mantel
If I'm going to have something rich and yummy, I'm not reaching for prepackaged brownies. I'm going to make a pie from scratch. — Marisa Miller
If I were a capitalist I would not give my employees health insurance with no deductible, which I do, including dental, and paid pregnancy leave.… — Michael Moore
I did, although I didn't read from page 1 to page 187 but I read chunks of it. I did a little bit of science… — Liam Neeson
The truth is, in order to get things like universal health care and a revamped education system, then someone is going to have to give… — Michelle Obama
Whatever is funny is subversive, every joke is ultimately a custard pie... a dirty joke is a sort of mental rebellion. — George Orwell

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