Pie Quotes

453 quotes by 359 authors

Have you guys been playing in toxic waste again?" Fang asked severely, putting his hands on his hips. Nudge giggled. "No." "Been bitten by a… — James Patterson
When I left Merle was wearing a bungalow apron and rolling pie crust. She came to the door wiping her hands on the apron and… — Raymond Chandler
Youâ€™re going to share a Moon Pie? Now? You know you canâ€™t get any more of those until you go back to the Sates, right?… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
The ones here know I own this place and they give it space. After all, unlike the Dark-Hunters, Iâ€™m not banned from hitting or killing… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
Is that a lion with horns and a pitchfork?" "Yep." "Is he carrying the moon on his pitchfork?" "Nope it's a pie. — Ilona Andrews
Remember when you tried to convince me to feed a poultry pie to the mallards in the park to see if you could breed a… — Cassandra Clare
My mother read that parents should spend quality time with their children. One way is to sign up for organized activities together. This month we're… — Julie Anne Peters
But I, when I undress me Each night, upon my knees Will ask the Lord to bless me With apple-pie and cheese. — Eugene Field
Since you are determined to be married, Miss Cornelia," said Gilbert solemnly, "I shall give you the excellent rules for the management of a husband… — Lucy Maud Montgomery
Colon has always thought that heroes had some special kind of clockwork that made them go out and die famously for god, country and apple… — Terry Pratchett
We sat there, not talking, for a few minutes. He ate the Moon Pie; only skinny people can scarf down junk food like that. Finally,… — Sarah Dessen
I would give you my soul in a blackberry pie; and a knife to cut it with. — Dorothy Dunnett
...and so many orchards circled the village that on some crisp October afternoons the whole wold smelled like pie. — Alice Hoffman
Sometimes I feel so sick at the state of the world I can't even finish my second apple pie. — Banksy
I always say that love is like the meat in a pie,â€ Freddy put in. â€œThe crust is what people seeâ€”the practical things that hold… — Sabrina Jeffries
How about this?' Simmon asked me. "Which is worse, stealing a pie or killing Ambrose?" I gave it a moment's hard thought. "A meat pie,… — Patrick Rothfuss
You're a wizard," I snapped. "Can't you just use magic to make your own food?" "Ah, yes," he retorted. "Because mud pies are so very… — Alexandra Bracken
Good apple pies are a considerable part of our domestic happiness. — Jane Austen
A cherry pie is . . . ephemeral. From the moment it emerges from the oven it begins a steep decline: from too hot to… — Nick Harkaway
He called me a pie!â€ she announced, defensively. There was a pause. â€œWait. Thatâ€™s not right.â€ â€œA tart?â€ â€œYes! Thatâ€™s it! — Sarah MacLean

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