Pie Quotes

453 quotes by 359 authors

Bureaucrats: they are dead at 30 and buried at 60. They are like custard pies; you can't nail them to a wall. — Frank Lloyd Wright
Sometimes you have to censor books. When I read 'Peter Rabbit,' I skip the part about Peter's father ending up in one of Mrs. McGregor's… — Regina Brett
You shouldn't go around the world behaving ruthlessly when you don't have to. Sometimes you do have to. There is only so much pie to… — Felix Dennis
We in Britain stopped evolving gastronomically with the advent of the pie. Everything beyond that seemed like a brave, frightening new world. We knew the… — John Oliver
O.K." "Gee I'm glad." "Me too. I'm so sick of hot dogs and beer and apple pie with cheese on the side I could heave… — James M. Cain
Nothing rekindles my spirits, gives comfort to my heart and mind, more than a visit to Mississippi... and to be regaled as I often have… — Craig Claiborne
Where subtlety fails us we must simply make do with cream pies. — David Brin
A kiss about apple pie a la mode with the vanilla creaminess melting in the pie heat. A kiss about chocolate, when you haven't eaten… — Francesca Lia Block
Jealousy always has been my cross, the weakness and woundedness in me that has most often caused me to feel ugly and unlovable, like the… — Anne Lamott
We must have a pie. Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. — David Mamet
I am too nervous to eat pie. — Raymond Carver
No relationship is perfect, ever. There are always some ways you have to bend, to compromise, to give something up in order to gain something… — Sarah Dessen
Cut my pie into four pieces, I donâ€™t think I could eat eight. — Yogi Berra
But truth be told, I'm not as dour-looking as I would like. I'm stuck with this round, sweetie-pie face, tiny heart-shaped lips, the daintiest dimples,… — Sarah Vowell
Puddleglum,' they've said, 'You're altogether too full of bobance and bounce and high spirits. You've got to learn that life isn't all fricasseed frogs and… — C.S. Lewis
...oppression is as American as apple pie... — Audre Lorde
I think it's kinda nice.' And I did. my mom isn't famous for her pies. No, she's famous for defusing a nuclear device in Brussels… — Ally Carter
And if wishes were pies, I`d weigh more than I do. Sir Myles of Barony Olau — Tamora Pierce
Life isn't all fricasseed frogs and eel pie. — C.S. Lewis
Please stop putting quotes from Nietzsche at the end of your emails. Five years ago you were laughing your guts out over American Pie 2.… — Douglas Coupland

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