Pie Quotes

453 quotes by 359 authors

Trying to make things work in government is sometimes like trying to sew a button on a custard pie. — Hyman Rickover
The fact is, that among his hunters at least, the whale would by all hands be considered a noble dish, were there not so much… — Herman Melville
What I find interesting is how close you can run the laughter along the seam of seriousness, and occasionally cross it, so that half the… — Alan Ayckbourn
He's like one of those weird birds in India who dissolve themselves into thin air and nip through space in a sort of disembodied way… — P.G. Wodehouse
I sang 'American Pie' a lot in my stage set. It had a knack of uniting an audience in a sing-along. It's a clever song… — Johnny Vegas
The jabroni beating, pie eating, trail-blazin', eyebrow raisin', all around, smack it down People's Champ, The Rock! — Dwayne Johnson
One piece of pie is delicious. Fourteen pieces are obviously nauseating. — Chuck Barris
Every Thanksgiving table should be blessed with the presence of a long-married pair who bring out the best in each other, are completely enamored despite… — Martha Stewart
The jamaat was an almost silly mish-mash of people: Rude Dawudâ€™s pork-pie hat poking up here, a jalab-and-turban there, Jehangirâ€™s big Mohawk rising from a… — Michael Muhammad Knight
The one snack I really love is YoCrunch yogurt. It's like an apple pie in a cup! You have your apples on the bottom, your… — Gabby Douglas
I'll obey them in the winter when the doctors say to me I must give up ham and spinach, and obedient I'll be. To relieve… — Edgar Guest
There's no diet list I'll follow that would rule out cherry pie. — Edgar Guest
Michael Cole, The Rock knows that you have never, EVER, had a piece of poontang pie! — Dwayne Johnson
I remember I was so crabby in my third trimester - I got gestational diabetes because I'd been acting like I was in a one-woman… — Caroline Rhea
Lately... Americans have begun to understand that trouble does not start somewhere on the other side of town. It seems to originate inside the absolute… — June Jordan
The fact is that life has become a sweepstake. Millions of people who have lost the sense of being able to make anything of the… — Max Lerner
I ate 'umble pie with an appetite. — Charles Dickens
Gina Hyams has put together a fabulous fun book/gift:Â Pie Contest in a Box: Everything You Need to Host a Pie Contest. Thereâ€™s a great book… — Shauna James Ahern
Yogi ordered a pizza. The waitress asked How many pieces do you want your pie cut? Yogi responded, Four. I don't think I could eat… — Yogi Berra
Nicknames are baseball, names like Zeke and Pie and Kiki and Home Run and Cracker and Dizzy and Dazzy. — Ernie Harwell

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