Pie Quotes

453 quotes by 374 authors

We never make sport of religion, politics, race or mothers. A mother never gets hit with a custard pie. Mothers-in-law-yes. But mothers-never. — Mack Sennett
People with a scarcity mentality think there is only so much in the world to go around. It's as if they see life as a… — Stephen Covey
Ask any Ferrari, Porsche or Ray-Ban salesperson about their average customer and you will very likely hear that he is not, as the adverts would… — Richard Hammond
God's always got a custard pie up his sleeve. — Margaret Forster
It's kind of cheesy, but my mama, who you all have seen on the show, says to cook for your man. She's Southern, so when… — Jessie James Decker
No one wants a cherry pie that bites back. — RuPaul
If I had to pick the greatest team player in baseball today-and I have some of the greats on my own club-I would have to… — John McGraw
When I write songs I think about how it makes people feel, and I hope that when it goes into your ears you feel happy… — Lights
If you're willing to give your life to defend my rights, you can have sex with a pie and I will heat it up for… — Wil Anderson
I will take a pie in the face any time for a worthy cause. — Cheryl Richardson
Pie canâ€™t compete with cake. Put candles in a cake, itâ€™s a birthday cake. Put candles in a pie, and somebodyâ€™s drunk in the kitchen. — Jim Gaffigan
A house without a cat is like a day without sunshine, a pie without fromage, a dinner without wine. — Julia Child
Extreme exercise doesnâ€™t save you from poor food choices. It can be difficult to exercise and erase away that chocolate cake or pizza pie. It… — Jennifer Hudson
Your perceptions are derived from your feelings and your ability to be yourself, to own and trust yourself, and to say what you feel, even… — Barbara Marciniak
You don't want no pie in the sky when you die, You want something here on the ground while you're still around. — Muhammad Ali
Success is not a pie with a limited number of pieces. The success of others has very little bearing on your success. You and everyone… — Denis Waitley
The world is like a dropped pie most of the time. Don't kill yourself trying to put it back together. Just grab a fork and… — Elizabeth Gilbert
This is a pie chart about procrastination. — Demetri Martin
American Pie' was a big movie for me. No one knew it at the time, but it allowed me to be offered such movies as… — Eugene Levy
The first men who set out for Mars had better make sure they leave everything at home in apple-pie order. They won't get back to… — Wernher von Braun

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