Pie Quotes

453 quotes by 374 authors

I love thee like puddings; if thou wert pie I'd eat thee. — John Ray
We don't want other people poking into our artistic pie. — Neville Marriner
Well, I'm proud to say American Pie was the kind of crazy, gross-out film that guys thought was the greatest. — Jason Biggs
Almost everything that I behold in this wonderful country bears traces of improvement and reform - everything except Pie. — George Augustus Henry Sala
The natural term of an apple-pie is but twelve hours. It reaches its highest state about one hour after it comes from the oven, and… — Henry Ward Beecher
It is satisfying following such an emphatic victory over the current unbeaten champion (Lucian Bute) to know that there's a lot of people eating humble… — Carl Froch
The mighty hunter," I quipped as we snuck out the backdoor, escaping into the yard. "He can take down vicious rabids and rampaging boars, but… — Julie Kagawa
Instead of working hard to keep their share of a shrinking pie, or working even harder to make sure the industry stays as is, I… — Seth Godin
If you sent me to cover a pie-baking contest on Mother's Day, I'm going to ask dear old Mom why she used artificial sweetener or… — Sam Donaldson
My favorite pudding is good old English apple pie. — Jeremy Bulloch
The sex with Mandy was good, but it wasn't like warm apple pie. — Wilmer Valderrama
The older I get, the more I become an apple pie, sparkling cider kind of guy. — Scott Foley
There is nothing better on a cold wintry day than a properly made pot pie. — Craig Claiborne
If you give everybody a slice of pie, you will still have more than enough. — Jay Leno
We resort, frankly, to pies, which is a comedy staple that's gone back, I guess, to since the first pie was ever baked. — Johnny Carson
Pissing off PETA is as easy as pie. Delicious kitten pie. — Stephen Colbert
They don't understand that a slice of the pie isn't the whole pie - but they wonder why they are always hungry — Russell Means
I'm what is known as perimenopausal. "Peri", some of you may know, is a Latin prefix meaning 'SHUT YOUR FLIPPIN' PIE HOLE'. — Celia Rivenbark
I started the Pies Descalzos foundation in Colombia when I was 18, and since then I have been very involved in the crusade for education. — Shakira
The weight comes off, you know? If you stop with the bread and the pie, it really does. It really works. — Philip Seymour Hoffman

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