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Pie Quotes by Johnny Carson
- We resort, frankly, to pies, which is a comedy staple that's gone back, I guess, to since the first pie was ever baked.
- Pie throwing is kind of a lost art, and although it may be a rather rudimentary, burlesque humor, there's something inherently funny about taking a…
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