Pie Quotes

453 quotes by 359 authors

I do 45 minutes of cardio five days a week, because I like to eat. I also try for 45 minutes of muscular structure work,… — Gwyneth Paltrow
Don't get fancy. Have you cooked an apple pie? You don't know what you did wrong? Do this: Take two or three apples. Put them… — Paul Prudhomme
I think there should be laughs in everything. Sometimes, it's a slammed door, a pie in the face or just a recognition of our frailties. — Alan Rickman
Playing a concert for 2 hours is pie. I would do that every minute of every day if I could. I love to perform. It's… — Kid Rock
Hating the Yankees is as American as pizza pie, unwed mothers, and cheating on your income tax. — Mike Royko
If you wish to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first invent the universe. — Carl Sagan
I've read hundreds of cookbooks. Most of those cookbooks don't even tell you how to get a steak ready, how to bake biscuits or an… — Colonel Sanders
The funny thing about advertising is that it's not a zero-sum game... Historically, in the digital ad world, pie has gotten larger and it's possible… — Eric Schmidt
When 'American Pie' happened, I was so lucky to get that opportunity and I just tried to do a good job in that genre. But… — Sean William Scott
There were a couple of things I needed to do while I was in New York. One was to have a pizza pie, one was… — Ed Sheeran
I don't enjoy eating humble pie; it never tastes good. But I do appreciate it when it happens. — Simon Sinek
You can't carve up the world. It's not a pie. — Patti Smith
I like making pies. I have a bunch of fruit trees in my backyard. My loquat tree sprouted, and I like making loquat pie. They're… — Kristen Stewart
Promises and pie-crust are made to be broken. — Jonathan Swift
You can't imagine what satisfaction can be gotten from throwing a pie into someone's face. — Emma Thompson
I've got my finger in a lot of pies. — Johnny Vegas
I used to love Danish. My father used to make a Boston cream pie. You never see that anymore. — Christopher Walken
They teach anything in universities today. You can major in mud pies. — Orson Welles
Flesh-meats will depreciate the blood. Cook meat with spices, and eat it with rich cakes and pies, and you have a bad quality of blood. — Ellen G. White
Pessimism is as American as apple pie - frozen apple pie with a slice of processed cheese. — George Will

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