Pie Quotes

453 quotes by 359 authors

Simple,' Tummeler replied.' Blueberries is one of the great forces o'good in the world.' How do you figure that?' said Charles. Well,' said Tummeler, 'have… — James A. Owen
I can't even say 'hair pie,'' I told him, 'unless I'm talking about an actual pie made out of rabbits.... — Jonathan Safran Foer
Fresh peach pie can lift a bullying reprobate into apologetic courtesy; I have watched it happen. — Leif Enger
I look at pastries and cakes, tarts and pies. My body craves sugar, always craves sugar. Years of alcohalism and the high level of sugar… — James Frey
Feminism has never been about getting a job for one woman. It's about making life more fair for women everywhere. It's not about a piece… — Gloria Steinem
It came in a vision - a man appeared on a flaming pie and said unto them, 'From this day forward you are Beatles with… — John Lennon
The greatest enemy of hunger for God is not poison but apple pie. It is not the banquet of the wicked that dulls our appetite… — John Piper
Several sellers of hot meat pies and sausages in a bun had appeared from nowhere and were doing a brisk trade. [Footnote: They always do,… — Terry Pratchett
The nitrogen in our DNA, the calcium in our teeth, the iron in our blood, the carbon in our apple pies were made in the… — Carl Sagan
I love you above all things, even pie. — Christopher Moore
Do as little harm to others as you can; make any sacrifice for your true friends; be responsible for yourself and ask nothing of others;… — Dean Koontz
It was the best first kiss in the history of first kisses. It was as sweet as sugar. And it was warm, as warm as… — Sarah Addison Allen
On Saturday, he ate through one piece of chocolate cake, one ice-cream cone, one pickle, one slice of Swiss cheese, one slice of salami, one… — Eric Carle
Excuse me?" I said, palms down on the Formica tabletop. "Coffee? I thought we came here for pie." "I don't eat the kind of pie… — Janet Evanovich
Your pimples are the Lord's way of chastising you. Now eat your pie. — Stephen King
I ate apple pie and ice creamâ€”it was getting better as I got deeper into Iowa, the pie bigger, the ice cream richer. There were… — Jack Kerouac
Would I be as strong as that once I did that thing Christophe was talking about? Blooming? Would I smell like a bakery item? Or… — Lilith Saintcrow
The smell of apple pies didn't quite fill the house, but it was there, a thread under everything else. It was kind of hard to… — Lilith Saintcrow
And now here he was in my kitchen. Smelling like apple pies and looking at me with a direct seriousness that made him even cuter.… — Lilith Saintcrow
Marcus: Cherry? Jillian: My ten-year-old niece. Marcus: She's named after a piece of fruit? Jillian nodded. Jillian: So is her twin sister, Apple. Marcus: You're… — Gena Showalter

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