"Is that a lion with horns and a……" — Ilona Andrews
"Is that a lion with horns and a pitchfork?" "Yep." "Is he carrying the moon on his pitchfork?" "Nope it's a pie."
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506 Quotes by Ilona Andrews
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No, he just needs a moment," Curran said. "Young bouda males. Easily excitable.
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For a second I thought I might actually be alive," I said, looking at Nick's unshaven face. "Now I know-…
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Voshak's hair, a pale blond braid, which he bleached, was his trademark. It made him memorable. That's how the slavers…
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It took a qualified wizard to detect a summoning in progress. It required only a half-literate idiot with a twitch…
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Not only will you sleep with me, but you will say 'please.'" I stared at him, shocked. The smile widened.…
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Curran looked back at me. "Why is it you always attract creeps?" "You tell me." Ha! Walked right into that…
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The vampire stared at me, his mouth slack as Ghastek assessed his options. I took a couple of forms from…
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On a scale from one to ten, the Pack was eleven and everything else a one.
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The Order of Merciful Aid provided merciful aid, usually on the edge of a blade or the burn of a…
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On the plus side, if he ever had to fight through a roomful of adolescent girls, he only needed to…
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What would I do without the moral compass of a teenage werewolf.
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We were screwed and he didn't even kiss us first.
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More Carrying Quotes
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The one pervading evil of democracy is the tyranny of the majority, or rather of that party, not always the…
— Lord Acton
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Anticipating that most poetry will be worse than carrying heavy luggage through O'Hare Airport, the public, to its loss, reads…
— Russell Baker
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When a man says he approves of something in principle, it means he hasn't the slightest intention of carrying it…
— Otto von Bismarck
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I have a hat. It is graceful and feminine and give me a certain dignity, as if I were attending…
— Erma Bombeck
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I think carrying moral baggage is very dangerous for an artist. If you have a duty, it's to be true…
— Bono
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If you are carrying strong feelings about something that happened in your past, they may hinder your ability to live…
— Les Brown
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And frankly, I don't understand - I mean, I'm obviously a card-carrying Democrat - but I can't understand why any…
— Madeleine Albright
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The very idea of carrying my memory into eternity devastated me, and I took refuge in atheism.
— Taylor Caldwell
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I have been committed to carrying out my duties... in accordance with both the letter and spirit of all applicable…
— Samuel Alito
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When George Bush asked me to sign on, it obviously wasn't because he was worried about carrying Wyoming. We got…
— Dick Cheney
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War is not merely a political act but a real political instrument, a continuation of political intercourse, a carrying out…
— Carl von Clausewitz
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Me carrying a briefcase is like a hotdog wearing earrings.
— Sparky Anderson
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