Pie Quotes

453 Pie quotes by 359 unique authors

Cause you're the apple to my pie, you're straw to my berry, you're the smoke to my high, you're the one I want to marry — Patience
Your the apple to my pie your the straw to my berry your the smoke to my high your the one I wanna marry — Unknown Author
Work and pray, live on hay, You'll get pie in the sky when you die — Lara Flores
Don't know if I could ever be Without you 'cause boy you complete me And in time I know that we'll both see That we're… — Auburn
One slice of the pie of life feels relaxed and contented. And then there is that other slice, in which we feel driven and stressed. — Kumar Anupam
A pizza is just a pie chart representing 100% happiness. . . — Rick Sutter
So she went into the garden to cut a cabbage-leaf, to make an apple-pie; and at the same time a great she-bear, coming up the… — Samuel Foote
We're quite volatile as individuals, but that doesn't work exponentially when we are together. Relationships are about eating humble pie. — Guy Ritchie
I'm a sweet eater. I love lemon pie and sweet potato pie. — Claude Williams
In order to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe. — Carl Sagan
Hating the (New York) Yankees is as American as pizza pie, unwed mothers, and cheating on your income tax — Mike Royko
I hit her up, I say what up? She says the sky. I say whats good? She say McDonalds apple pie. — Kid Cudi
A mother is a person who seeing there are only four pieces of pie for five people, promptly announces she never did care for pie. — Unknown Author
Goin On 12, Go Home And Tell That Man A Lie I Got A Bake Sale, B*tch Its 30 For The Pie 9 For The… — Rick Ross
The jabroni beating, pie eating, trail blazing, eye brow raising, the best in the present, future and past, and if yall dont like me you… — The Rock
It's not a real pie. It's ummm. A foaming facial wash... Pie. — Hannah Montana
I said, hey, girl with one eye. Get your filthy fingers out of my pie. I said, hey, girl with one eye. I'll cut your… — Florence And The Machine
It's Lucy in the sky and all kinds of apple pie. — The Clash
I'm missing my shepherd's pie — Lady Sovereign
Rock wit me baby. Let me hold you in my arms. Talk with me baby. This love between you and I as simple as pie… — Miguel Jontel

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