Peter Quotes

626 quotes by 419 authors

I wandered on for many years a victim of my fate. Until one day I came upon St Peter at the gate. — Phil Harris
But then things were different a long time ago. Self off hell ï¿½s borders saint Peter just want go. — Koop
Hey hey, where the hell is that Peter Griffin? He told me he'd give me a hundred dollars if I took off all my clothes… — Peter Griffin
The old G's that beat the game. Forever young, Peter Pan 35, still playin'. child support, still payin'. — J. Cole
No I dont wanna climb trees, tae yo Peter Pan ass and make some peanut butter. — Katt Williams
You know, I just wanna offer an explanation, sir, as to why you wound up on the side of state 20. It's not your fault,… — Due Date
Why are your father's ashes in a coffee can? -Peter — Due Date
If you're allergic to waffles, then don't eat waffles. -Peter — Due Date
Ethan, you broke the seal when you poured out the coffee, then you poured your father's remains in there and then you closed it. That… — Due Date
Ethan, I know you made it up. It's your fucking stage name. Why did you have my wife wire money to your stage name? -Peter… — Due Date
Let me give you a little bit of friendly advice, nobody who calls themselves Hollywood has ever made it in Hollywood! -Peter Highman — Due Date
Sonny, you will be sorely missed, you little bat-faced piece of shit! -Peter Highman — Due Date
No, no, no, no! His dad is the coffee. He passed away and his remains were in the fucking coffee can! -Peter Highman — Due Date
Unfortunately, I need you to drive. I can't because I'm on vicodin, I'm not supposed to operate heavy machinery. I will tell you this, if… — Due Date
You sound like Jason Bourne, man. You don't know where you're going, no ID. -Peter Highman — Due Date
You were like a fucking commando! You were a comanche warrior. -Peter Highman — Due Date
I can't believe I did that! Sorry, Peter. I'm so sorry. I didn't think it was loaded. I'm so embaressed. Pull over. -Ethan Tremblay — Due Date
I wish I had not grown up like Peter Pan — Yam
Even Peter Pan needed happy thoughts to fly... — Einyahs
Trust me I throw this back, she bust it like that Peter Pan. — Wale

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419 authors contributed a total of 626 Peter Quotes, led by these top contributors: