Peter Quotes

626 quotes by 419 authors

Peter Bretter: How are things going with the lady? Darald: Not awesome. She's complicated, like the Da Vinci Code, except harder to crack. — Forgetting Sarah Marshall
You're like one of those women from Flavor of Love. 'I'm gonna kill you.' -Peter Bretter — Forgetting Sarah Marshall
Sarah Marshall: Do you want to put some clothes on! Peter Bretter: Oh, would you like to pick out the outfit that you break up… — Forgetting Sarah Marshall
Everybody hates you. Everybody wishes that you were dead. Peter you suck. Peter you suck. Peter your music is fucking terrible. Peter you suck, Peter… — Forgetting Sarah Marshall
Peter Bretter: Hi, can I have another Bloody Mary, please? Female Bartender: You're still working on that one. Peter Bretter: It's an anticipatory order. — Forgetting Sarah Marshall
Mixer: Let's go with the usual stuff, something dark and ominous. Like losing your penis is a bad thing. Peter Bretter: [sarcastically] Oh, you want… — Forgetting Sarah Marshall
Brian: You gotta get your shit together, man. Peter Bretter: I'm trying to. It's so hard here. Brian, everywhere I look I'm reminded of her,… — Forgetting Sarah Marshall
I'd like to be pimps from Oakland or cowboys from Arizona but it's not Halloween. Grow up Peter Pan, Count Chocula. -John Beckwith — Wedding Crashers
Alright Kate, time to put your mouth where our balls are. -Peter LaFleur — Dodgeball
I'd love to, but I don't think they make a Sorry your dodgeball coach just got crushed by two tons of irony Hallmark card. -Peter… — Dodgeball
You had me at blood and semen. -Peter LaFleur — Dodgeball
Oh, hey, White. I didn't think Nazi camp got out until eight. Did you decide to skip arts and crafts? -Peter LaFleur — Dodgeball
Thank you, Chuck Norris. -Peter LaFleur — Dodgeball
What was there to be gained by fighting the most evil wizard who has ever existed? Only innocent lives, Peter. — Sirius Black
Thats right, Peter, second star to the right and straight on till morning. — Tinkerbell
If you cant imagine yourself being Peter Pan, you wont be Peter Pan, so eat up. — Tinkerbell
I believe in you, Peter Pan. — Tinkerbell
Say it, Peter. Say it and mean it. — Tinkerbell
But you gotta come back. Somewhere around the end of November, early December. Peter wants to throw us an amazing party when we hit a… — Mark Zuckerberg
And those happy thoughts in my head, I'm feelin like I'm peter pan, minus the tights and the fairies happy to see how far ive… — Kid Cudi

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