Peter Quotes

626 quotes by 419 authors

Dear McGyver: Enclosed is a paper clip, a rubber band, and a drinking straw. Please save our dog. -Peter Griffin — Family Guy
And Joe, Ive had new neighbors before, but none of them were half the man you are. Since youre half a man already, that splits… — Family Guy
I had such a crush on her. Until I met you, Lois. Youre my silver medal. -Peter Griffin — Family Guy
Sorry Meg. Daddy loves ya, but Daddy also loves Star Trek, and in all fairness, Star Trek was here first. -Peter Griffin — Family Guy
Tonight theres a new reality show on Fox: Fast Animals, Slow Children. -Peter Griffin — Family Guy
I think the lesson here is, it really doesnt matter where youre from, as long as were all the same religion. -Peter Griffin — Family Guy
Peter: Oh my god, Brian, theres a message in my Alphabits. It says, Oooooo. Brian: Peter, those are Cheerios. -Family Guy — Family Guy
Counselor: Id like to put video cameras in every room of your house so that I can observe your uncensored behavior. Peter: Wow, just like… — Family Guy
Lois: Good, I dont have to cook. Peter: Oh, no, go ahead and cook anyway, Lois, and well throw it out. I dont want you… — Family Guy
Peter: Cant we tell them that your mother died? Lois: Peter, Im not gonna lie about something like that. Peter: All right, all right, Ill… — Family Guy
Lois: Peter, why would they make you president? Peter: Maybe its because I can recite all 50 states in a quarter of a second...RARF! Lois:… — Family Guy
I don't believe in Peter Pan, Frankenstein, or Superman. — Queen (band)
Your name is removed from the registry. St. Peter greets with empty eyes then turns and locks the gate. — Lamb Of God
Wise words from a decent man, back when I was tryin to put a ring on alicia's hand, this lost boy got fly without peter… — Drake
Peter is not for Janet. Peter is for John. Suzette is not for Pau.l Suzette is for Ann. — Buju Banton
Te quiero hacer volar como Peter Pan. Por encima del viejo San Juan. — Calle 13
Brian: You don't need to put your P in a V right now. Peter Bretter: No, I need to B my L on someone's T's. — Forgetting Sarah Marshall
Peter Bretter: Maybe this is a sign from God that I should forget her. Darald: Maybe this is a sign that you should be *with*… — Forgetting Sarah Marshall
Surfing Instructor: If you get bitten by a shark, you're not just gonna give up surfing, are you? Peter Bretter: Yeah, probably. — Forgetting Sarah Marshall
Oh, if they were Sean Jean sweatpants it would be no problem, but because they were Costco brand, it's the worst thing I could do.… — Forgetting Sarah Marshall

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