"Unfortunately, I need you to drive. I can't……" — Due Date

"Unfortunately, I need you to drive. I can't because I'm on vicodin, I'm not supposed to operate heavy machinery. I will tell you this, if you blink, if you even look like you might be dozing, let alone fall asleep, I'm gonna put my hands on you and choke you out with your own scarf. Wrap that thing around your neck and choke you the fuck out. I promise. -Peter Highman"

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