Pet Quotes

823 Pet quotes by 609 unique authors

When my pet Doberman passed away, I felt like I lost my best friend. — Kellan Lutz
Top 10 Things to do at the Mall 10. At the bottom of an escalator, scream MY SHOELACES! AAAGH! 9. At the stylist, ask to… — Unknown Author
If you drop a phonograph needle on Brasky's nipple, it plays the Beach Boys Pet Sounds. — Bill Brasky
Pitbulls are like a gun you can pet. — Bill Burr
By now I have come to feel that the fact of being a child, of being wholly subservient and dependent, of being seen by older… — John Holt
Huge pet peeve when people are bad at responding on their phones!! I'm busy but I always respond so you can too! — Jayde Nicole
If you own a pet, make sure you take care of them! Or I will find you! — Jayde Nicole
There's a story going round that I injected my pet dog with botox. I didn't. I haven't got a dog. I would never do anything… — Ricky Gervais
With your wayfarer shades, you drive me insane. I wanna hold hands and call you pet names. — Childish Gambino
Never go to the grocery store when you are hungry or to the pet store when you are lonely. — Prince Shawn
My new pet sugar glider — Lexie
Letting go of someone u love is like killing your favorite pet............... — Unknown Author
1 Pet 3:15: But in your hearts set apart Christ as Lord. Always be prepared to give an answer to everyone who asks you to… — Jesus
Meh pet boxer (killer) — Andrew
My other pet Doberman (duke) — Andrew
I too once had a family, Danny. Many years ago I lived in Japan: a pet of my master Yoshi, mimicking his movements from my… — Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Sorry I can't hang out with you tonight my girl's, father's, best friend's, parole officer's pet turtle died. peace! — Kevin McCarty
Darn pretty pink pum, pum just hearing that pet name girl I get arouse !! — Glen Rambharack
Love is not how you feel about something; it's the way it moves or motivates you. Love can be for a guy; but how does… — Tamia Wright
LOVING THE FIRST PET YOU MEET IS THE ONE YOU LOVE FOR EVER ACHILLES MY BABY BULLDOG — JESSIE
Belinda lived in a little white house, With a little black kitten and a little gray mouse, And a little yellow dog and a little… — Ogden Nash
Loving your pet is like loving your kids you can never let them go, if they get sick you take care of them, when they… — Isabella
When a pretty girl says something dumb just smile at her and pet her on the top of her head. — Nikhil Saluja

Who Wrote These Pet Quotes

609 authors contributed a total of 823 Pet Quotes, led by these top contributors: