Pet Quotes

823 Pet quotes by 609 unique authors

You may think I'm weird,but whatever:P ... I find lama's to be sooo adorable,Spiders are soo cute,Snake's are cute as well. I want a pet… — Jasmine
Never get back with someone forgiving for their mistakes, because later they'll keep complaining that You treat them like a pet dog! When u don't… — Nushra
Biggest pet peave at hotels...Not knowing how to work the showers!!:) — Rachel
That moment of rejection when you reach down to touch your pet and they get up and walk away. - — Ritu Ghatourey
Yearning for love made her feel like a cat that was always twining around ankles, meowing Pet me, pet me, look at me, love me. — Superman
This is my pet. :D cute — Unknown Author
It's when I hugged my favorite toy named teddy, I feel so safe. It's when I cuddle with my favorite pet I used to call… — Myself
I want a pet monkey!! THEY SEEM FUNN! :O — Jazzy
In a flashback, a group of girls playing Triple Dog, a game of dares. Chapin Wright (Britt Robertson) triple-dog-dares a popular girl among them, Stacy… — Shaniaacannon
Meet my pet snake lol u mess with him he will bite ur dick off!!!!!!! — Unknown Author
I just don't understand people who get a pet and tie them up outside, hey stupid they are pets they belong in the damn house. — Sarah Moores
Valentine's Day is a time a people expressed their love for one another, not only for couples but it can be a favorite pet, uncle,… — Chris Kings
When your pet runs away from you... GET BACK HERE AND LOVE MEEEEE! — Serenity Karma
I got to go.My pet turtle is stuck in the drain again,JERRY DON'T MOVE I'M COMMING!! D: — Jasmine Laura
I understand fully that a bitch is a female dog. I also understand that it pisses you off whenever someone calls you that. But maybe… — Nia Ottun
Scratch a dog and you'll find a permanent job. — Franklin P Jones
I don't have pet peeves, I have whole kennels of irritation. — Whoopi Goldberg
Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. — Ann Landers
I loved all the Aaron Spelling shows, Beverly Hills 90210' and Models Inc.' At that time, I had pet rats I was raising and I… — Paris Hilton
ARSENIC, n. A kind of cosmetic greatly affected by the ladies, whom it greatly affects in turn. "Eat arsenic? Yes, all you get," Consenting, he… — Ambrose Bierce
My pet, the world can forgive practically anything except people who mind their own business — Margaret Mitchell
A real Christian is the one who can give his pet parrot to the town gossip — Billy Graham
So live that you would not mind selling your pet parrot to the town gossip — Will Rogers
Guys are lucky because they get to grow mustaches. I wish I could. Its like having a little pet for your face. — Unknown Author
I'm so ugly - I worked in a pet shop, and people kept asking how big I'd get — Rodney Dangerfield

Who Wrote These Pet Quotes

609 authors contributed a total of 823 Pet Quotes, led by these top contributors: